Ricki Ward

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

How it feels to work past 4pm now

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online now, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris

[erin @blondederin]

Playoff baseball is so cool because the team who’s downfall I’ve been praying on since 1993 is now the team I have to root for to save the sport of baseball as we know it

[Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Some metaphors just write themselves.

[Colin @colinarmis]

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

I do not like that man Ted Cruz
I do not like his far right views
I do not like his stupid chin
I do not like his smarmy grin
I do not like his lying whine
I do not like his jelly spine
I do not like him, not one bit
A craven, phony hypocrite

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

‘No Kings’ is literally the reason America exists.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Happy birthday to the tweet of the decade

[krista @kristabellerina]

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

[Benji Backer @BenjiBacker]

At some point we should probably start caring about AI data centers consuming all of our energy and water

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

I love the Irwins because they have American evangelical energy except their religion is conservation and crocodiles

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

Raising hell at home & then pretending to be the President of Peace is diabolical.

[Ricki Ward @RickiWard22]

@emilykmay Checking in as a blue dot in Texas!

[Kayah @__Kayah__]

What I ordered What I got

[Stella Parton @StellaParton]

You either support America or you support the current regime. You can’t have it both ways.

[🦊⚡︎jupi loop⚡︎🐯 @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

AMERICA, DO NOT STAY SILENT IN THE FACE OF RECKLESS AND AUTHORITARIAN CONDUCT BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. SPEAK UP!

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Worst day in America since 24 hours ago

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

I picked the wrong decade to quit sniffing glue