seth rickman

live long and party hard

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

Why is it when someone says “ be safe” the most unsafe people like myself say “always”?

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

Do woodpeckers get headaches?

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

If you wear converse and skinny pants. You do not sing country music.

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

If you haven't eaten at your local truck stop or 24/7 diner at 3am drunk with like 6 buddies you ain't lived.

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

I think people have just forgot how to drive.

[Triston Marez @TristonMarez]

I’ve been missin you, I’ve been hopin that you’d been missin me too

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

I have come to realize I nedd to stay off Facebook marketplace because here it is 1 a.m. and I'm on my way to buy a chainsaw.

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

Am I the only one who can just smell certain whiskey and then just out of the blue want to fight everyone?

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

Not sure what changes more the sound of my truck or the sound of my radio.

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

I want to learn how crocodiles do it so I can invent crocodile style 😂😂 I crack my self up

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

I ain’t sleeping to well In the bed I made.

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

Okay but for real can we play more than the same four songs the radio?

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

Why don’t popsicles come already frozen? Ain’t nobody trying to wait two and half days for them things to freeze.

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

I think when we was kids they forgot to tell us that just because we love someone doesn’t mean they will love us back.

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

What sucks is when you try hard.

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

Lately for #Leo, life has been just one big "what the fuck."

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

There are two types of men in this world. One uses duct type and the other uses electrical tape.

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leo's aren't gonna fucking beg you to stay in their life.

[Pecos & the Rooftops @pecos_rooftops]

Let’s get fucked up until we can’t breathe
So it don’t hurt as bad when you leave

[seth rickman @RickmanSeth]

Assistant to the branch manager

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Branch manager & assistant branch manager