¡ Ricky !

My goal in life is for someone to talk about me in therapy.

Professional 3rd and 5th wheel to any and all couples.

I run a tight shipwreck.

[¡ Ricky ! @RickosaurusRexx]

DID CRISTINA JUST TEXT?! I SCREAMED.

SCREAMED.

@GreysABC #GreysAnatomy

[mus @_seamusharvey]

"you gotta see the odyssey in imax 70mm"

i will be watching it in 3-5 months on the back of a Delta seat, thx

[Chris @citehchris]

sure it’s hot as hell outside and okay maybe our leafy greens give us diarrhea and the air makes you choke but don’t forget to log into microsoft teams and click around your little sheets today

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

the Russos yelled “stop! cut!” but she heard “serve cunt”

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

The cyclops when Odysseus poked his eye

[SUBH @Subh_Subh_]

Thor literally used Mjolnir to verify that cap is real 😭
#AvengersDoomsDay

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

December 18th is Doomsday.

Experience Avengers: Doomsday on bigger, brighter, & more immersive screens. Tickets are now on sale exclusively for Infinity Vision certified theaters: https://t.co/2HHPv9pj8t

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I am still amazed by the total unwillingness of Shakira’s hips to engage in falsehood.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The Odyssey isn't historically accurate because it's not historical. It's a work of fiction. I don't understand how people can't grasp this very simple idea.

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years

[Stellan @Stellan628605]

The Amazing Evolution of the Faucet

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

some of you are testing for low T when you need to get tested for low IQ

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

I'd put this single paragraph from G. K. Chesterton up against any self-help book out there

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

Rest in peace, Sam Neill. Thank you for bringing Dr. Grant to life.

[¡ Ricky ! @RickosaurusRexx]

@DylanTweetin Bet. Let's do it. 🍻

[jezz @JezziiB]

They keep using "woke" as an insult, like we're supposed to be ashamed of wanting people to have food, healthcare, and a home.