Ricky Arias

cream of the stream of consciousness

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Sports announcer catchphrase: “That’s ball, folks!”

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Saw crawled so escape rooms could run.

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If you call things gay you should do those things during pride month

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Thought this rumspringa would involve more rum

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You’re telling me Christ is rizzin’?

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Yo wtf is blue raspberry flavor

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The Poor: Money’s tight 😞
The Rich: Money’s tight 😎

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Pinterest as a cloud solution

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The shame I feel when I type in the wrong password and I’m waiting for the computer to realize it

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I’m the Ernest Hemingway of working after hours (I’m drunk while I do it)

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Feelings are physical. Maybe they’re called that because you feel them (sense them physically) like you’d feel a piece of fabric.

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Is “Master P” short for “masterpiece”?

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Dick Wolf

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Law and Order: K-9 Unit

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Weird the Elvis movie didn’t include the part where Forrest Gump taught him to dance

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It’s so awkward Cops is exclusively streaming on Fox Nation.

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What if the government paid for every other type of insurance (life, pet, home, auto, etc.) but not health insurance

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If I lived in apt/unit 305 I would call myself mr 305

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Only the sweetest sperm whales have squid fighting scars

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Doing things mainly to have discussion topics for my next haircut