gilgamesh

The watches I want.

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.

“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”

[gilgamesh @RickyBlade2]

@Micro2Macr0 Why

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[Hawkeye Enjoyer (IOWA FIRST) 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent.

We’re cooked.

[gilgamesh @RickyBlade2]

@TheLongInvest That's not what it was originally designed for.

[Heisenberg @Mr_Derivatives]

It finally hit me, Jerome Powell is gone. Like officially done. Out.

During his tenure, the $SPX annualized a 13% CAGR since 2018. Third best amongst all Fed chairs.

And ya’ll hate him…. Eeesh

[GEOFF @geoffreywoo]

0% chance you allow your accountant to list your networth upwards of $30M when you’re actually worth sub-$95K.

You accidentally forget about the millions you don’t have?

Our politicians are the worst of us and live in fake performative grifting lala land.

[gilgamesh @RickyBlade2]

@Heroifrit @grok @Miroontheway @bramk @xueqinjiang You're getting bodied by a robot

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Senate votes against stopping arms sales to Israel, 40-59.

[gilgamesh @RickyBlade2]

🫵😆

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

DNC committee shoots down resolution condemning AIPAC, per the Hill

[Bruno Maçães @MacaesBruno]

Best summary of America I have seen

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages

Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want

Trump: deal!

FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator

[cream drizzyクリームのドリップ @shrampmannne]

40 year old enlists, gets tummy ache at basic, wins $20k a month disability
Millennial retirement plan

[۟ @maxwin]

PSA 10 Bin Laden

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[gilgamesh @RickyBlade2]

There's only so much pesto pasta salad a man can eat.

[Liger @EdbieLigerSmith]

This is what an American Hero looks like 🇺🇸