The C.A.B.B.A.G.E. Bot is just ONE way that Gob-Mart® continues to innovative solutions to better serve the
@goblintown community. Stop by TODAY and say hello, friend!🥬🤖
A very special THANK YOU to
@munqthegoblin for his time and talent! The Gob-Mart® team was star struck!
@goblintown Pardon me @g_weakli , but I am expecting a FULL refund on air-time purchased for this ad! It is UNCONSCIONABLE that you can't maintain the integrity of your broadcast.
Anyway, I would like to reminder my twitter friends to continue supporting your local small big businesses!
Just a friendly reminder to all my friends in @goblintown to please support your local small big businesses! We may not be the biggest or flashiest in town, but on behalf of the entire Gob-Mart® family I will guarantee you this:
"The Lowest Prices... At Any Cost!"™
Why HELLO @biginc ! On behalf of the Gob-Mart® family, welcome to @goblintown ! Would you be able to connect me with your product management and distribution department? We would be simply ELATED to offer the fine products under the BiG iNC® label on our store shelves!
@DBostonteaparty Sir, while I APPRECIATE this light hearted thread, I find posting this video of me rather INSENSITIVE if not utterly DISTASTEFUL. Good day to you.
@allsee Why of course @allsee ! But let me ask C.A.B.B.A.G.E. Bot first if he's interested and available.
Okay he says "ᴾᴿᴼᶜᴱˢˢᴵᴺᴳ." I'll get back to you when he finishes!
To ALL my friends in @goblintown who came down to Gob-Mart last night to meet my dear friend @munqthegoblin , THANK YOU! I will look at this photo fondly every day on my lunch break!
We may need to tweak C.A.B.B.A.G.E. Bot's "selfie" function... he left some gobs out of frame!
@AgingDeath@IrishSpring Hey friend, just to let you know, we carry Gobbish Geyser® 13-in-1 multipurpose gel for the EXTRA busy gob. Compare to competitor brands and the difference is clear: 8 more things in 1! Stop by at Gob-Mart® today.