Ricky Burpflaps

Founder and CEO of Gob-Mart and Gob-Mart Brands. My deepest passion is serving the fine citizens of Goblintown!

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The C.A.B.B.A.G.E. Bot is just ONE way that Gob-Mart® continues to innovative solutions to better serve the
@goblintown community. Stop by TODAY and say hello, friend!🥬🤖

A very special THANK YOU to
@munqthegoblin for his time and talent! The Gob-Mart® team was star struck!

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[Jon Macapodi @jonmacapodi]

Oh so you "love" @goblintown ? Then name every goblin. I'll wait.

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@TheGobfathereth Now THAT is one dignified looking individual!

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@1MrPapi @goblintown Friend, it means "The Lowest Prices....At Any Cost!"™

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@goblintown Pardon me @g_weakli , but I am expecting a FULL refund on air-time purchased for this ad! It is UNCONSCIONABLE that you can't maintain the integrity of your broadcast.

Anyway, I would like to reminder my twitter friends to continue supporting your local small big businesses!

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@jonmacapodi @goblintown @biginc @peepeegoblins @secretsociety Unrelated: Friend, do please shop at your local small big businesses.

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@jonmacapodi @goblintown @biginc Friend, I believe we can ALL relate to this one in particular:

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Just a friendly reminder to all my friends in @goblintown to please support your local small big businesses! We may not be the biggest or flashiest in town, but on behalf of the entire Gob-Mart® family I will guarantee you this:

"The Lowest Prices... At Any Cost!"™

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Why HELLO @biginc ! On behalf of the Gob-Mart® family, welcome to @goblintown ! Would you be able to connect me with your product management and distribution department? We would be simply ELATED to offer the fine products under the BiG iNC® label on our store shelves!

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@icecreamsandwtf @goblintown ://ｐｒｏｃｅｓｓｉｎｇ

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@DBostonteaparty Sir, while I APPRECIATE this light hearted thread, I find posting this video of me rather INSENSITIVE if not utterly DISTASTEFUL. Good day to you.

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@allsee Why of course @allsee ! But let me ask C.A.B.B.A.G.E. Bot first if he's interested and available.

Okay he says "ᴾᴿᴼᶜᴱˢˢᴵᴺᴳ." I'll get back to you when he finishes!

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@ziorg_ Oh my! It looks like this gobby's snacking on a bowl of Checks Mix®, a delicious snack available now at Gob-Mart®!

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A great show....available at a great price!

[Shonk @ShonkDaGoblin]

i hAd to shoVe a fEw goBs bUt i fiNaLLy goT my bOx seT of Da gOb anD da PissLeSs siGned by da oNe an oNLy @munqthegoblin @goblintown

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To ALL my friends in @goblintown who came down to Gob-Mart last night to meet my dear friend @munqthegoblin , THANK YOU! I will look at this photo fondly every day on my lunch break!

We may need to tweak C.A.B.B.A.G.E. Bot's "selfie" function... he left some gobs out of frame!

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@AgingDeath @IrishSpring Hey friend, just to let you know, we carry Gobbish Geyser® 13-in-1 multipurpose gel for the EXTRA busy gob. Compare to competitor brands and the difference is clear: 8 more things in 1! Stop by at Gob-Mart® today.

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