Ricky Davis

cringe-core stand up comedic performance artist & emcee for live immersive retro variety show experiences | don't call me cheap, i'm affordable

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

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• Movie ratings
• Non-sequitors & segues
• The War On Reality
• AI’s gone getchya
• Family fun / Frenemy follies
• Cults & sects / Hang-Ups with Religion / The Message inna Nutshell
• & much MUCH more 😁

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

Starting up some work for my 2026 set this morning got me focused on the following thematics:
• Driving & Parking
• Adventures in ( mostly food ) shopping
• Public restroom reviews & ratings ( starting with the North Shore of Massachusetts first ) ...

[ShANk @BigShankkz]

For my lady followers ♥️🫶

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

Nice!

[Janet Jackson @JanetJackson]

#SundayInspiration 🤍

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

Woah, that’s pretty dark sh!t.

#NotAllGoodPeople

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

Bunch a double dBags 😆

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

I typically hold the door open for the person &/or people behind me regardless of these factors you mention ... & ... mostly to my own deteroment.

Once I have the door in hand, not only does the original person I held the door for go through, about 6 to 7 others take advantage.

[lily @vxylily]

Would you do it?

BE HONEST 🙂

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

Just put an emoji at the end of a rude or confrontational message ...

... passive aggressive resistance & communication can be quite satisfying ... & even, at times, quite effective.

F off! 😉

See ... perfect example, right?

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Happy International Women's Day 🥳

#WomensDay

[lily @vxylily]

Found in grandfather’s tools
This little metal object.

can anyone tell me what this is?

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

‘Interstellar’

The only movie starring Matthew McConnoughey without his nearly always required & predictable shirtlessness as part of the main plotline.

A methodically ssSsSSsssSlow film in which you get the notion McConnoughey is attempting to appear to be a serious actor.

[✧ @obviousari]

nobody is better than original

[MrSecretD @MrSecretD2025]

Happy International Women’s Day ❤️

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

Think about it. Reflect & meditate & celebrate all that comes from women.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Wifi came from a woman.
GPS came from a woman.
Bluetooth came from a woman.
Windshield wipers came from a woman.
Home security systems came from a woman.
Kevlar came from a woman.
Telecommunications came from a woman.
Aquariums came from a woman.
Treatments for malaria came from a woman.
Automatic dishwashers came from a woman.
Computer programming came from a woman.
Coffee filters came from a woman.
Space station power came from a woman.
Liquid paper came from a woman.
Paper bags came from a woman.
Foot pedal trash cans came from a woman.
Monopoly came from a woman.
Signal flares came from a woman.
Circular saws came from a woman.
Retractable dog leashes came from a woman.
Invisible glass came from a woman.
Computers came from a woman.
Chocolate chip cookies came from a woman.
You came from a woman.

Every person on this planet... came from a woman 🔥🌍

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

@Amelia558rs I prefer the muted lilac color ... I guess that’s D.

She looks delightfully elegant in that one.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

I’m proud of the work that the @GirlsAlliance is doing to support 250 grassroots projects to empower more than 160,000 girls in 50 countries.

This #InternationalWomensDay, I hope you’ll join us in helping change the lives of more girls around the world: https://t.co/OD9qhmAcZQ

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

Yeah, right?!?

Like — say it, don’t spray it 😁

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

JLo is 56 years old, why is she still dressing like this on stage?? 🤔

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

@Srirachachau He’s part of The MAGA Vampire Coven, fa sho.

Do NOT stare into his eyes! Look away!

[Ricky Davis @RickyDavisFunny]

@rihanna Thank you for doing what you do, Rihanna! You bring so much talent & joy & fun music to dance to to The World — and that means SO much to us all!

Congratulations!