Ricky Lifschitz

Freelance exorcist; Nondenominational; The Night Mayor of Brown Town.

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@Esther_Valdes @TVUSD How did the meeting go? Looked like a blast.

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@BoorishKarloff When is the last time you were in a gym?

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@mitchellvii

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@Redeyez310 @tayVS_SD @Jaguars Nope.

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@SebGorka Your father for not pulling out in time.

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@SebGorka Also a little penis.

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@KUSINews How the fuck is this Gloria's fault? KUSI is a corporatist propaganda mouthpiece.

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@KUSINews DeMaio is as ugly inside as he is outside.

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@elonmusk Ok. YOU SUCK ELON.

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No Joe, you’re supposed to help the railroad workers… you got it backwards. A handful of sick days c’mon! Workers of the world unite!

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@DineshDSouza @andrewf15403672 He still won't fuck you.

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@elonmusk I think it is because you are a stinky asshole.

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@BoorishKarloff Petty theft.

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@SebGorka @elonmusk You are fat and ugly.

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If only Jeff Dahmer had one of these...

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@elonmusk Cup your Qatari financiers' balls, bro.

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@SheaBenton @MikeClevinger @Padres @NationPadres Where in OB is this?

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@SenatorRisch How much does a potato go for anyway?

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That Jerome Powell is a beast! He said, and sullenly checked his Venmo balance.

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#TrumpIsDead

I heard he had diarrhea in his blood.

A lot of diarrhea.

Like a lot a lot.

His blood was like 85 percent diarrhea.