Ricky McKilroy

Life is a corvette ...DRIVE IT! LMAO!

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

LOL I voted for pussy! @eHarmony

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

I think I'll go as Ronald Hump to this Halloween party LOL

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

@VancityReynolds I'm going to marry a dirty hooker and legally change her name to Blake Deathly!

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

These Rio athletes gonna get naked or what?!? LOL

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

Who is everyone picking for the Superbowl...I'm picking the sex panthers LOL

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

@JohnnyBoston stay cool John lol

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

Smells like wild, untamed, uncleansed, unwhatevered pussy in the air today. Going to be a great day #longweekend #vicsvaporrub #cocaine #sex

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

@nilesbuckwalter is my ex wife Nancy cheating on me or not? Are you like one of those fuckin crystal ball things? You drinking beer now???

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

@nilesbuckwalter was thinking of just pouring cold water in a bucket. Will that do the trick?

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

Trying to clean my life up. Nancy is engaged to another guy. Starting a marketing company called Poon Nation lol #marketing #campaigns #sex

[Niles Buckwalter @nilesbuckwalter]

The beer is fresh and ready to drink

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

Yo where the fuck you at B?
My beers ain't chilly and I want em to be. What can I do?
@nilesbuckwalter

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

@nilesbuckwalter Niles what's the best way to ensure my beers are cold and does it involve hitting any women?

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

I wonder what has more trash in it. The garbage can or my ex wives naughty spot lol #easychoice @BobMcKillroy

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

@satsoft2 Hell yeah. Where the bitches at to bet on LOL LMAO LMFAO!!!

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

Might sign up for fantasy football. You're able to choose cheerleaders from each team right? The one who gets dirty gives me 30 (points) LOL

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

If you shit out cum but you cum out shit isn't that a paradox? LOL Not going to the docs though Prob just a cold or something @BobMcKillroy

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

Just googled my dick and saw a pic. Thought I got hacked but then saw I had added it as a facebook profile pic back in 99 LOL LMAO LMFAO LOL