Rick Perks

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

@AFCDunstable Can’t tell you how delighted I am with this post. From an ex-player of AFC Dunstable with a genuine love for the club, the recent match reports have been a tough read. If ever a club deserved to go out on a high, it’s AFC Dunstable. Well done to all involved 💙🤍

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

@realDonaldTrump I really don’t like you @realDonaldTrump (like REALLY), but I have to hand it to your team here, this is grade A trolling 👏🏻

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

@instagram this is getting ridiculous now. This hacked account is repeatedly posting false & misleading content & you’re doing nothing to help us recover this account

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

Hello @instagram. My Fiancée’s account has been hacked & the hacker has changed e-mail address & phone number. Your help page does not allow her to regain access. The hacker has started posting stories & posts. Please help ASAP

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

@stevebarker86 @instagram Yeah the “help” page & customer “support” is fucking terrible.
I love that they talk about security measures but found nothing suspicious about the account being accessed from another continent & then immediately changing the e-mail address, password & telephone number!! 🧐🙃🤪

[Put The Telly On @putthetellyon]

I’m pleased someone captured this, George Michael epically improving the whole of Do They Know It’s Christmas? just by going up an octave. Incredible. “But say a prayer..” #BandAid

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

@ColinMurray just listening to latest ep of ETPF & on farmers in Formula 1, @elisjames come on mate …..”Farmula 1” 👍🏻👌🏻

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

@mrdanwalker I’m more baffled as to what hair product he uses? Or whether he has duck feathers instead of hair? #rishisuduck

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

@___Burnsy___ & TNT not great with the replays but pretty sure defender headed it as well!!

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

@TailendersPod I don’t think I need to tell you what I just said out loud whilst alone in my own kitchen!!
@felixwhite @gregjames @jimmy9 @SharknadoSYFY
#tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

Another ABSOLUTE SHOCKER from VAR. It’s gone in off the blokes forearm #WOLCOV

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

I’m a big fan of yours @dannycare9 & cannot begin to tell you how chuffed I am that your 100th cap came in that game!!
I was an Englishman watching the game in Bad Bobs in Temple Bar so thank you. Just thank you, thank you!!
Congrats on an incredible achievement xx

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
15 years of bating Ryanair, Donald Trump & London Colney Football Club. Wow, time flies xx

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

@MadmusclesPlans How long does it take to put a pair of pants on?! 😂

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

@Moses14Remi @rickygervais @PETAUK Just to give you the heads up, your handle may detract from your credibility

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

Watched #undersiege after listening to a great @TheRewatchables today. Can’t believe the insanity of the final knife fight scene didn’t get more of a mention though @KyleBrandt & @BillSimmons 😂😂 he stopped himself getting stabbed by gripping the knife in his teeth. Amazing

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@BridgwaterUtd This is one of the weirdest club statements I’ve ever read.
This is what happens when you let Ian Davis give it the red pen treatment just before hitting send!! (Tell them about the £10k oh & tell them I really like football oh & tell them how much money I spend!)

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

Two main points on the Robbie Williams doc:
1. Why couldn’t he put any trousers on?
2. “Rudebox” was, is & forever will be shit
#robbiewilliams #netflix

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

What happens if I try & reverse into a parking space without undoing my seatbelt & turning the stereo down? I presume I would instantly crash or the car would explode, or both?!

[Rick Perks @RickyPerks]

@Morbidful One of the lesser-known verses of Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”