God gonna give the knicks a championship and then send an asteroid just big enough to annihilate all of NewYork but then have the aliens use advanced tech to freeze the fireball and absorb the impact so that only all of NewYork dies forever
> time travel back to 2023:
> have $10,000 USD to my name
> jam $10,000 into Pepe April 2023
> sell at 1.5B on Binance listing
> have $15,000,000 USD
> jam $15m into sol at $20
> sell sol at $100 in Jan 2024
> have $75,000,000 USD
> buy 3m USD of Pepe at 300m market cap
> sell Pepe at 10b on Robinhood listing
> have $172,000,000
> sprinkle 1-3% of mog, spx, hyperliquid
> jam $25,000,000 into Trump $1.00
> sell everything when Trump hits $75
> have $2,000,000,000 USD
> short the entire market on tariff and wars
> have $10,000,000,000 USD
> pay 50% taxes
> have $5,000,000,000 debt free
> fuck off into the sunset forever
Every time someone fuds my $triplet bags and says Pablo is a bigfag I just remember that Pepe mooned and it had the biggestfag Paulie in the entire universe
A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake.
According to a Hopkinton police report, Dana shouted at a group of young men that it was "time to go," referring to the group riding a jet ski on the lake
The group and Dana shout back and forth, with Dana eventually walking up to the group to confront them, according to officials
"Are you going to beat up a cripple?" one of Duffy's friends reportedly asked Dana.
"I don't care, I'll take a cripple." Dana responded, according to the report.
Speaking with NewsCenter 5, the victim, Matthew Duffy, said he feared for his life.
"I was so scared for my life because I can't fight back, I broke practically everything and this guy's on top of me under the water, I can't see what's going on, I can't fight back," Duffy said
Steven Dana was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person.
Jarvis recite Peter Schiffs last 400 bitcoin tweets in Adolf Hitlers voice and play the chorus of Kanye West- HH on repeat in the background , light off some fireworks to celebrate cryptos impending demise