rick primes

Apocalypse GCR

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

I’m thinking a really good hobby for a Neet would be to go into different peoples office break rooms and make fish in their microwave

[chimpfone @chimpfone]

Fish vegetables and potatoes

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

Fattest L I’ve eaten in 2026 insert Homer Simpson fattest L I’ve eaten soooo far

[Warkes @Warkesss]

1b they said

elon gonna shill they said

now can’t find those niggerssss

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

God gonna give the knicks a championship and then send an asteroid just big enough to annihilate all of NewYork but then have the aliens use advanced tech to freeze the fireball and absorb the impact so that only all of NewYork dies forever

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

The single greatest blockchain/timechain without question is the way back machine of smoltings documentation of this places fucking horrors

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

@dtrain22k The Black Ghost of BitMex sees the wealthy whites in Predator heat vision only. Easy mixup for Arthur

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

Simple As

[toot² @tootsquared]

> time travel back to 2023:
> have $10,000 USD to my name
> jam $10,000 into Pepe April 2023
> sell at 1.5B on Binance listing
> have $15,000,000 USD
> jam $15m into sol at $20
> sell sol at $100 in Jan 2024
> have $75,000,000 USD
> buy 3m USD of Pepe at 300m market cap
> sell Pepe at 10b on Robinhood listing
> have $172,000,000
> sprinkle 1-3% of mog, spx, hyperliquid
> jam $25,000,000 into Trump $1.00
> sell everything when Trump hits $75
> have $2,000,000,000 USD
> short the entire market on tariff and wars
> have $10,000,000,000 USD
> pay 50% taxes
> have $5,000,000,000 debt free
> fuck off into the sunset forever

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

Whole of the immediate future price dependent on which of the shitty options Saylor decides to carry out

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

It is actually unbelievable how many times I’m like nah surely shit isn’t gonna fucking dump hard after May and then promptly does

[fry @notfrydoteth]

guy who sold in may and walked away

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

Every time someone fuds my $triplet bags and says Pablo is a bigfag I just remember that Pepe mooned and it had the biggestfag Paulie in the entire universe

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

I hope we all learn this valuable lesson that:

Crypto is meant to be held at a loss anonymously

[Ted @TedPillows]

Saylor's unrealized loss: -$11,139,000,000

Tom Lee's unrealized loss: -$9,753,000,000

Both are now sitting on their biggest losses ever.

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

I think my favorite crypto video all time is cryptocousin explaining the difference between getting rugged on a memecoin and a utility coin

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

Me getting my hands on Michael never sell Saylor

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake.

According to a Hopkinton police report, Dana shouted at a group of young men that it was "time to go," referring to the group riding a jet ski on the lake

The group and Dana shout back and forth, with Dana eventually walking up to the group to confront them, according to officials

"Are you going to beat up a cripple?" one of Duffy's friends reportedly asked Dana.

"I don't care, I'll take a cripple." Dana responded, according to the report.

Speaking with NewsCenter 5, the victim, Matthew Duffy, said he feared for his life.

"I was so scared for my life because I can't fight back, I broke practically everything and this guy's on top of me under the water, I can't see what's going on, I can't fight back," Duffy said

Steven Dana was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person.

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

WAHHH WAAAAH WAAAH

CRYPTO IS SO TERRIBLE THIS PLACE SUCKS

Life is fucking electric brother

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

Absolutely wild

[Jonathan Wong @WONGthink]

🇮🇳🇰🇷 Korean man travelled to India disguised as an ugly pregnant woman. Ceaseless sexual assaults ensure.

(Commentary in Chinese)

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

Lexapro and jack duval buttfucked me in an interstate rest stop area against my will

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

@based16z When you are not one of the first 5 buyers of the 370million % yield OHM fork that’s yield is selling the token with 370million % yield

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

Really haven’t seen a large cascade dump yet just been straight mechanical grind down unwavering relentless slow steady consistent pace buttfucking

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

CT reaching levels of fighting and hating each other levels previously thought unreachable

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

Went from 80% stabled to 93% stabled

[rick primes @RickyPrimes]

Jarvis recite Peter Schiffs last 400 bitcoin tweets in Adolf Hitlers voice and play the chorus of Kanye West- HH on repeat in the background , light off some fireworks to celebrate cryptos impending demise