Ricky Clark

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Elon Musk shows of the Robo Cab.. sorry mate, already done.
#ElonMusk #Robotaxi

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Ballistic missiles rained down on Israel. Then, the anti missiles were sent up to stop them, with an estimated cost of a billion dollars, and the only damage was a hair salon. It clearly demonstrates how ridiculous it is. #crazyworld #madness #Crazy

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This is the last time I get Kate Middleton to edit my photos. #KateMiddleton #PHOTOS #photoshop

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Great, I'll finally be able to answer correctly when the wife ask, "does this outfit look nice"
https://t.co/8mCmRb0FzV

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#PMQs was taken today by the deputy PM Dominic Raab who responded to Chris Bryant's warm tribute to Paul O'Grady, saying "Paul Grayson" .. typical conservative... so basically confusing two gay comedians... and his next trick is all blacks look the same.. 😡😡 you twat..

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Just wanted to sum up 2022
#HappyNewYear2023

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When Matt gets confused between the discman in 84 and the walkman in 79🤔
Doh, bit like forgetting what 1 meter distance is and physical contact.. so easy to do..
@antanddec
@imacelebrity

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Loving that Matt is enjoying the trials. The public think they are attacking him, .... he's starting to look like the Rambo's less muscular uncle.. go Matt.. First Blood..
#ImACelebrity
#antanddec

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Great to see Matt showing those bullies how it's done, taking there voting hatred and turning into vote winning... your got my vote Matt, hate bullies. Personally I watched without judgement, they all have skeletons... don't they George.
#ImACelebrity

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@imacelebrity I think for politics Matt is going to be good, lets see them having a laugh, making us laugh... they are just like us. Give him a break.

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I take it if Boy George does Karma Chameleon we won't see him in the jungle.
@antanddec @imacelebrity

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Great to know that BP will be keeping warm this winter by throwing another bag of £50 notes on the fire, well others have to try to burn pennies.
#Itv #BBC #bbcnews #itvnews

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@BlackadderOFCL @_RowanAtkinson
Baff, baff, Captain Black Adder finally meet up with Nurse Mary after the big push. He is dead excited to see more of her. If there are any parts left unseen.

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@GMB
Rishi the new PM with a plan. He is going to sort out the borrowing by lending the UK 60 billion, TBH its only sitting in his account not earning much, which is why he truly understands.

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When friends meet at the end of a walk.

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@BBC @GMB @SkyNews
Boris has pulled out of the PM race claiming that he had over 100 votes, but was doing it for the country. But in truth he failed to get past 60 and was going to look like a twat, so went back to what he does so well, spouting *ollocks.

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@BBCBreaking @GMB @SkyNews
I find it amazing that even Boris's attempt to get his job back is clouded in deceit. Can we just except that he is incapable of telling the truth.

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@GMB With the thought that Boris maybe returning for Halloween I can't help but have the image of The Shinning in my head. Red Rum. I thought it was only Jason that keeps coming back every Halloween..

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@GMB
Time for stability. Lets get Larry the cat running the country. Life is always better when you put your leg over your head and clean your fur balls..

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@BBCNews Just when things couldn't get worse they manage to pull something out of the bag, seriously guys do you really want the biggest Labour victory in history.