Yeah he thought niggas was playing and idk why… the moment this nigga walked up to me at the club and said “you know you be talking crazy on twitter” I saw all 21 years of my life flash before my eyes and i shut my ass up on here ever since
My husband proudly organized the snack pantry last week and now anytime someone opens the pantry he’s like “Easy to find everything now huh?” and you can hear in his voice he’s doing this
finally came out to my dad over the weekend, fully prepared for an argument, and he was like "whatever its ur body, ur life" and lectured me about being unemployed instead 💀 unpredictable move set
>listening to Horus Heresy audiobook
>story jumps around
>too many characters
>plotlines introduced, nothing wrapped up
>"this book sucks ass"
>look at phone
>mfw playlist was on shuffle
>mfw I listened to 50 HH books at the same time