Uncolonized

uncolonised 💯United fan🔥 football fan.
Obsessed with smart cars,
offering Car services like:
coating,buffing,polish, Daylights
installation.

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

@polo_kimanii Chain chain

[Kevin Kiarie Ruhiu @KelvinuhK]

I Leave For Nairobi Through Doha Today At 7PM,
I Anticipate To Arrive At 9am. The Success Of This Trip, I Owe It To All Of You❤️. May God Bless Kenya🇰🇪

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

3M votes from Gachagua, 4M votes from team Edwin Sifuna, 1M votes from Matiang’i,1M votes from Martha Karua, 2M votes from Kalonzo musyoka,1M votes from Natembeya,2M votes from youths makes 14M votes in total. A unity that will send Kasongo very early in the morning.

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

On behalf of all men, we stan 🙏🏻

[Morris Baker @MorrisBaker_]

Even sadder when you realize that a woman you like is for sale.

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

Lamba polepole nduguu, umaskini ni kitu mbaya sana aki.

[Marto🇰🇪 @marto254_]

Hawa ndio viongozi mnataka? 😭Ata heri nichague Uncle Ulliam tena

Mtu anatusi polisi vibaya hivi what about the local mwananchi?

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

Tunakuonea 18, you fingerless negro. They can never turn on one another.

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

I don’t like how Babu Owino has been reduced to mtu wa mkono wa sifuna

He had already positioned himself as a national figure btw

2 months ago he couldn’t single-handedly fill Uhuru park, sahi bila sifuna haiwezi.

He should think twice, 2 gentleman can coexist

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

They can kill the man, but they can't kill the idea. Let it be known.

[Dr. Mumbi's Newsdesk @DrMumbiSeraki]

for @orengo_james to come back from his poisoning to become the Godfather is simply poetic justice at its best. Kakamega

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

Satire at its best 💯

[Joshua Okayo @okayojoshua]

Whoever is funding kina Sifuna doesn't stop at funding. He goes ahead to force innocent Kenyans to love them and follow them. That's not good. It's unfair.

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

You can't believe my fren ☠️
Ni mbaya!

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

They thought Kakamega would be like Kitengela. After spending millions on mobilization, the rally has flopped so badly.

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

Now this is lil flex man 💪🏻

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Come here you rasta!
I remember back in the day nikiwa na Skoda Yeti boflo, I wanted to join GTI Nation club on telegram ukiwa admin. Ukakataa because sikuwa na GTI.
Nimebeba hio uchungu miaka mingi kwa roho. You looked me less 😂
I just wanted to say, chips kidole sambusa!

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

Nasifu baba 🙏🏻

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Thank You Kitengela. Inspite of all the harassment, intimidation and violence from this morning you showed up. They first destroyed our dais and sound equipment in the morning, the state goons have now teargassed a peaceful assembly and brought it to an abrupt end. We shall not relent.

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

Sarcasm 😂

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

Just like Raila Odinga his Brother Oburu Odinga is pulling Massive crowds in Tononoka grounds in Mombasa. Massive crowds that you can’t even breathe!

Oburu is a movement 😂

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

Life must go on ngl

[Dating Taxi @DatingTaxi]

Never stress about her.

Life goes on.

Get yourself a new girl.

It's easy, man.

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

I weep for my fellow men.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Whenever a married man suddenly loses his job/source of income, he risks losing his wife too.

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

Mnaeza kula hiyo nyama mnone na wiki Moja, Chesa!

[Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 @Entr_dawood]

150K is very fair, You open a butchery itatoa around 400Kg* 800 that's 320K bado pesa ya soup na kichwa. Profit of around 180K.

[DJ @djeduhmaks]

Sleep paralysis mostly happens when your mind wakes up before your body does. There's normally pressure on your chest feeling that sth heavy is sitting on you 😂😂,you start to have shortness of breath, hear voices, see shadows( a dark figure presence near the bed) or sense someone is in the room but you can't do anything.
It mostly occurs as you're falling asleep or as you're waking up.

I've experienced the waking up so many times. I tried to cry but sauti haitoki na machozi ilimwagika to the sides. I even saw a grave buana.

It's mostly caused by sleep deprivation, irregular sleep pattern or sleeping on your back. 😅 kwanza avoid sleeping on your back once you wake up but decide to take the second sleep, utaona shetani na macho 😂😂😅

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

Her: ama my husband anaweza pata kazi he's also job hunting
Me: ooh is he a chef?
Her: yes he can
Me: give his number I'll contact him.

At that point I felt like bro won in life

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

Thursday morning.
A random girl;
Her:I'm looking for a job
Me: ...er er, what kind of a job?
Her: any sai sikuzuri aki hatuchagui
Me: vacancy yenye inaweza patikana ni ya hotel, cleaning and serving customers
Her: yes, naweza
Me: job ya hotel ni demanding
Her: nitajitolea.....

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

Me: your status?
Her:I'm married with one kid
Me:Sasa utabalance aje job na familia?
Her:masaa ya kuingia na kutoka ni?
Me:7a.m kuingia kutoka ni past 10p.m
Her: aki nataka job but kama ingekuwa 9p.m kutoka ingekuwa sawa
Me: at times tunapatanga customer usiku

[Uncolonized @Rickyeric11]

@Safaricom_Care what are these delays for, mnafanya nakaa suspect, better option kitu gani?