Rick_TrailerParkBoys

You probably know me from that stupid tv show julian had made about all of us in the park. (Parody for the laughs)

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

Jacob is a fuckin idiot!

He just asked me if there were boy and girl lady bugs.

They are onviously ALL GIRLS... why the hell else would they be called LADY bugs.... I can’t believe we are fucking related!

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

Just speak like a normal person instead of usin' all ur fancy booklearnin' words and then I'll actually know what the fuck ur talking about

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

It’s a fucking Samsquantch!

[Spokane Baseball @CCSpokaneBSB]

Go vote for the Bigfoot!

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

You keep your friends close but you get your enemies atoaster. We got get Randy’s fucking atoaster

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

I’ll give you some fuckin wiener work for that kinda money

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

Bagminton really blows, but Bubbs loves it so I do it to help him get threw being in jail.

But tonight we get out and I’m getting drunk as fuck and smoking so many god damn cigarettes.

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

Tell Gary that he can polish the shaft and the tip of my cock with his fucking tongue!

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

My brains are telling me to smoke more!

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

You know what Barb why don’t you fuck the fuck off!

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

Well kids, sorry @Barb_Lahey_TPB is being a CRUSTY BITCH!

[TrailerParkBoys+ @tpbplus]

It's important to have excellent negotiation tactics #WednesdayWisdom

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

FUCK SAKES!

I’ve taken some strong edibles and am fucking starving. I only have more edible to eat though! Looks like these edibles are gonna be dinner

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

*sir I can’t allow you on the course*

I can’t allow you to fuck off and lick my balls until I ask you if you want to fuck off and lick my balls. So can you fuckin do that?

*sir that’s not in my job description*

Well fuckin put it in your job description you little dick!

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

You looking like a fucking candy cane tarantula slut

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

*in golf store with Lahey*

“We can have a foursome with Jacob and Randy”

DAD! No offense I’m only into banging chicks!

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

Jacob is a fuckin idiot!

He just asked me if there were boy and girl lady bugs.

They are onviously ALL GIRLS... why the hell else would they be called LADY bugs.... I can’t believe we are related now.

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

Make like a tree and fuck off!

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

You think that will just be water under the fuckin fridge?? This contract is naulted and fucking void!!!

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

You’re not a fuckin nerd! You can’t judge a covering book by its look! You’re not a fucking nerd!

[Rick_TrailerParkBoys @Rickyfromtv]

Don’t fuckin look at me like that! I dropped my fuckin joint you fuckin bitch!