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Gikuyu wa Murang'a!
Am tall n light,
got a masters in bedminton
And aPhD in money matters!
What more could a lady ask for?

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

When kamau wa kisumu exposed the purported youth empowerment event scam that happened in statehouse where those who were posing as motorbikes beneficiaries were paid 2k each, is when Karen nyamu vowed to send him back to the village. This 3:34 minutes video will explain everything why Karen nyamu sent goons to eat in his kibandaski without paying 30k, yaani walikula stoke yote bila kulipa. By the way ata swale sonko alikuwa kwa hii mbogi ya kulipwa na kupose kama beneficiaries wa nduthi. Hii serikali Kila kitu ni scam na kama si scam ni kipindree.

[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

Man named Muraya Mwangi has accused Muranga Senator Joe Nyutu of cohabiting with his wife...

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Badala mwanaume ununue demio. Ni heri ununue nduthi nane. Upatie watu wa boda. Kila mtu anakuletea 400 per day. Thats 2800kes

Per week utakua na 2800 x 7= 19,600kes

Per month- 79,000kes

Per year- 940,000kes

Save iyo pesa for two years- 1.8M

Then buy a Honda CR-V

Akili nanii

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Where is the Xenophobic South Africans with Leopard skin when you need them?

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Thank you South Africans 😂🤣

[Murima Maestro🇰🇪 @MurimaMaestro]

Meru Governor Mutuma M’Ethingia has officially handed over 100 acres of Imenti Forest for total clearance to pave the way for the construction of a State Lodge for Ruto.

An additional 100 acres will be cleared to pave way for a Golf Course and an airstrip to help politicians easily fly to Nairobi and back.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

BREAKING:

Today we reveal that Kenyans may have been paying far more than previously known for the private charter aircraft President William Ruto has been using.

The aircraft is owned and operated by Empire Aviation.

According to flight records we reviewed:

• 14 May 2026 - The aircraft departed Luton, UK, immediately after being chartered by the Ruto govt, and landed at JKIA at 6:58 am.
• 16 May - President Ruto flew with it to Baku, Azerbaijan.
• 19 May - The aircraft flew with him to Astana, Kazakhstan.
• 20 May -It then flew with him to Oman.
• 21 May - He then landed with it at Moi International Airport, Mombasa.
• 25 May - He flew from Mombasa back to JKIA on it.

Now here is the important detail.
From 25 May until 3 June, the aircraft remained in Kenya.

In the charter aviation industry, when an aircraft is dedicated exclusively to a client, the client may be required to pay standby or availability fees because the aircraft cannot be freely deployed on other commercial trips.

In simple terms, even when the aircraft is parked, the bill continues running.

Industry estimates for a VIP Boeing 737-type aircraft include standby fees, crew costs, and parking charges. Sources familiar with the arrangement have told us the cost could exceed US$15,000 per day.

If those figures are accurate, Kenyans may have been paying millions of shillings simply to keep the aircraft on standby in Kenya.

Think of it like hiring a rental car and leaving it parked outside your house for days while continuing to pay for it because nobody else can use it.

The longer a dedicated charter aircraft remains parked in Kenya, the more taxpayers could end up paying.

The question now is simple: How much has the Empire Aviation charter cost Kenyans in total? I will give you the answer to this question in a few days. So ensure you are following me here - Sholla Ard

I have attached the evidence below

[Kingrar @lordkingrar]

This little girl just gave solutions to avoid any future disaster
I'm afraid she has a higher IQ than the camel maandamano babe

[Greezy @Iam_Greezy]

Vindee asked his viewers to contribute 10 mikes to buy 50 million seedlings for tree planting. By good a chance, msamaria mwema akatokea and said he is going to give him 50 million seedlings for free.
Boys alijam mbaya sana 😂😂😂
Kila mtuu anajua kile ilimleta nairobi

[Dr. Zev Zelenko @zev_dr]

@LarryMadowo https://t.co/HtokLTncgf

[Gabriel Simiyu @cmeugaby23]

@MigunaMiguna https://t.co/ipZ389t4Qs

It's a bioengineered ailment wth a proven cure at CDC.
US presence in Congo isnt bout sharing solution bt endless looting & testing ground for bioweapons.
This govt is spineless.
US shd set up quarantine facilities in Congo for both citizens & aid workers

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Ayaaam telling you Omwami,, our chubby girl Wakavinye is still standing at the same spot, wearing a dust coat, seeing with her mouth wide open like a sundried fuluu, after witnessing her ex-hubby launching a new yellow yellow damsel like nothing ever happened between them! After our boy Njugush was shown dust mixed with pepe, he decided to focus on himself.

He didn't waste time, alioga, akapiga lukuu na kurudi Soko at lightning speed. Normally For us Men, it takes six months to move on. But for this other gender, they heal at the crime scene, start dating the investigator, and marry the chief detective before the guy even finds his barakoa to Fight DUST particles.

It's alleged that Wakavinye was already receiving high voltage electricity from his Nail technician while still in that thing called Mareej with Njugush. Utapata ata ni Njugush alikua anamdrop na kulipa za services,, yani our boy was funding his kugongewa. Aki women are Umena!😒

But because Mungu si Onyango, our boy nikama ameonekaniwa. And after years of struggling with operating a heavy duty machine, our boy Njugush will finally have backshots after 10yrs,,, Ni shangwe vifijo na nderemo. Online in-laws are very very happy.

Lakini Kuna ka makosa kidogo pale, the young Gensii has a tattoo & at the men's conference, the late Mzee Kibor warned us against dating women with tattoos. But it seems Jugush has chosen to perish at the hands of a 5-star General, no retreat no surrender.

If our boy isn't careful, this one will serve him even more character development god one. But anyhau, we are extremely happy for our boy Njugush, this is a good upgrade. Buana Wolverhampton is playing in the champions league.

Hapa Wakavinye ni kuona na mdomo tu as she goes through Njugush’s new findiioos with her sanpanku eyes. Men need advice from njugush on how important backups are to address emergencies. Our boy is enjoying warmth in this cold season.

Sikuizi Siri ni ku-date Gensii, pale ndio Kuna Raha na amani. Ata Mimi after being kicked out of my matrimonial home by the daughter of Agrippina, I decided to go for a young, fresh yellow yellow Gensii. Nowadays it's just hearing good during horizontal engineering as I glow in my 30s.

Huyu wa saa hii hata Movies tunawatch Kwa Video call. Healing will be in a nursing home, kama mbaya mbaya. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember our boy Njugush as he tries to circumnavigate through that thing called Mareej Again. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Here is what an elephant herd looks like in Tsavo, Kenya in the 1950s.

[Mbula Mutula @MbulaMutula]

Thank you Citizen TV for doing the Lord’s work. The two incompetent experts have been cornered by Kasongo. Hapo hawawezi jitoa. Their days are numbered. #RejectFuelPrices

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

Pale cbd mambo Yamechemka! A protester has fleed for his dear freedom and life with handcuffs in his hands.

He overpowered three afandes who had handcuffed before breaking free leaving his poor shirt and shoes behind.

#RejectFuelPrices

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Statehouse inakaa hao zile za sharp boys na magypsum kila corner na LED lights.

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Most women hawajui, but sometimes men, even those in very happy marriages, maintain some type of special “side chicks” juu wako na nyota.

As in, ukiwa in a relationship nao, suddenly unatolewa kwa pending bills ya tender ilikuwa imekwama tangu Vijana wa Uwanja waingie serikali na wapate empty coffers; you receive an “underserved” promotion at work; viazi ulipanda and you have been getting nothing, zinaanza kuzaa double double even without rain.

Sometimes even your children—who had started showing you attitude after being brainwashed by their mother, venye you are a useless man na ingewezekana uvalishwe dera—begin confessing mbele ya your “enemy” in unison venye without you sijui wangeishi aje.

You even get random, unexplained favors when you are in an entanglement with the Damsel, and people start “fearing” you from nowhere.

Ukiangukia such a gem, you go out of your way to make her comfortable by sorting her bills, but never mention to her that she has the key to your fortunes.

So when you overhear her bragging over the phone to her Confidants venye amekukalia bila dawa—and you have gone to lengths unheard of hadi ukamchukulia SHA—you just laugh na ndani, even lying low and pretending you are a naive “Mbabaz,” but deep down, you know she is your “redeemer.”

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

What rivals saw😂

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

I genuinely thought this was AI for a second

[Troll Touchline @TrollTouchline]

🚨🎙️| Rayan Cherki on Gabriel vs Haaland fight:

Cherki 🗣️ “Gabriel loves the physical stuff, doesn't he? Always acting the hard man. But while he's busy fighting players, he's failing to fight for trophies he just disappears when it matters.

Erling was spot on: stay humble. How can you square up to a two-time Premier League champion when you’ve won nothing in six years? There are levels to this game, and you have to respect your bosses”