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kind of dead inside ✨

[ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ @point2five]

feel free to dress slutty at my funeral it’s what i would have wanted

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Feudal lord with ocd having to open and close his drawbridge 6 times before he can sleep

[A M B E R ™ @RicoMauve]

I’d actually appreciate being lobotomized regardless

[A M B E R ™ @RicoMauve]

I’d rather be lobotomized than become a “homesteader”

[A M B E R ™ @RicoMauve]

If ever there were a film to which I relate on a spiritual level it’d have to be Spun

[A M B E R ™ @RicoMauve]

God I love this salon. They always load me up on champagne and my favorite candy, and they understand that what I’m really here for is a long as fuck leg massage.

[A M B E R ™ @RicoMauve]

Them nail salon massage chairs really be knockin your tiddies around when they hit certain modes

[A M B E R ™ @RicoMauve]

Yesterday my boss said “my friend back home has an autism company” and I didn’t even ask for clarification. Like okay bro, whatever you say.

[¿ @umlarp]

it’s up for misinterpretation

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[A M B E R ™ @RicoMauve]

She got that waist like a compressed file

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Please do not spoil the plot of the odyssey I have never went to high school

[A M B E R ™ @RicoMauve]

This truly has been the period to end all periods

[mayank @maynkydvv]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[A M B E R ™ @RicoMauve]

Omg not the new set matching my kpins 💅

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Going no contact just in general

[A M B E R ™ @RicoMauve]

I’m too broke for “whimsy.” Just give me some drugs.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

who up clenching their jaw

[A M B E R ™ @RicoMauve]

I own a lot more Hooters shirts than most people, I think.