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[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Nacho Monreal: “I remember one day Mikel Arteta organised a dinner. Santi [Cazorla] & me, we went to watch a Champions League game. When we arrived at his house, Mikel was in front of the TV with a pen & notebook! We were like, ‘What are you doing?!’” 🤣✍️

[Sharkbait @Rico_Erico]

@n_proestakis @nwoke_nanka @TheRetroVay come back with screenshots with proper context

[Sharkbait @Rico_Erico]

@mwahasiswa @stelanau 1. pernyataan dia yg kurang ajar yg mana? (ini eksplisit tertulis atau lu aja yg pengen bilang dia kurang ajar)

2. pernyataan dia yg menyatakan dia senang yg mana?

[Sharkbait @Rico_Erico]

@mwahasiswa @stelanau ngetik panjang2, pertanyaan kaga ada yg terjawab.

[Sharkbait @Rico_Erico]

@mwahasiswa @stelanau kurang aja kenapa dia? Nangkep dia senang dari mana bg? Bakal dapat sesuatu kah dia dari kematian org itu?

[ゴンゾウR4 @R453374510]

これはただの白米ではありません
私が残業で帰りが遅くなったため
長男（11）が自ら炊き方を調べて
炊いてくれた世界一美味しい白米です

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

THIS TEAM ✊

[Sharkbait @Rico_Erico]

@ooutsider_ @aliladiere in football mistakes results in fouls/punishment.

[Sharkbait @Rico_Erico]

@Woodhouse111 @adamkeys_ So, u want a nonsensical answer?

[Sharkbait @Rico_Erico]

@Jaw_Sure @DeadlineDayLive @MailSport Agreed. EPL should place safe zones for goalkeepers. No player should stand near the GK when there’s a corner. That way they must always be able to catch the ball coming 👍

[Sharkbait @Rico_Erico]

@SuperMintyDog @Dachiko007 @JonErlichman bet you’ll love north korea. That place is probably your idea of Utopia!

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Arsenal have conceded an average of 0.31(xG) across their last seven Premier League matches.

Ridiculous numbers.

[Sharkbait @Rico_Erico]

@N17WHI @EduardoHagn @FA_PGMOL Reason : No contact. Get eyes checked

[Simpsons Arsenal @SimpsonsArsenal]

Arsenal’s FA charges this season

[The Dalbo Dog @Dalbodog]

Best selfie of the day 🙌💗🐶❤

[Gabriel Magalhaes @biel_m04]

🗣️ Blablablabla........

[Sean™ @ArtOfMikel]

Throwback to Mikel Arteta’s final appearance as a player for Arsenal.

I’m convinced that the commentators were time travellers 👀

[MOC Skoden🏜️ @moc_dude]

RIP Cartoon Network (1992-2022) 💔

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

Haaland should go to the World Cup and every team is allowed to summon him once in the tournament for 30 minutes, he arrives by parachute, we’ll work on the logistics when we have this approved.