My name is EBUBECHUKWU ERIC
Thank you,pre-information and apology tweet..
I am a reply guy; "I chook mouth for wetin no concern me" on the app..No offense intended I am just replying your tweets and it ends here..I am apologising in advance; incase wetin I reply does not sit..
If this man doesn’t win presidential elections come 2027.
I will be the first person to pack my bags and get the hell out of this country & very fast.
God forbid Nigerians go through another 4 years of this madness.
GOD ACTUALLY FORBID
“Abuja employers’ greed is on another level. Tell me how they can say my monthly pay is based on my performance. I applied for a Social Media Manager position, only for them to tell me I would also be responsible for video editing, graphic design, social media management and marketing.”
— Man recounts his experience after recently applying for a Social Media Manager job in Abuja.
🎥: thelandlordofabuja // TT
I think it’s high time men start telling women upfront that they want to sleep with them after going on a date.
What do you mean I should follow you home because of ordinary rice and turkey? 😡
“Professors are aiding illiterates to rig elections, lawmakers have removed forgery as an offense in electoral matters, and SANs are defending forgery, our religious leaders are now praying for criminal politicians, our judges are singing 'On your mandate we stand'”
- Peter Obi
I don't understand how this is even possible.
- I witnessed the deaths of Michael Jackson,Maradona, Pelé, and Queen Elizabeth!
- I lived through three different popes.
- I survived a global pandemic, and watched the internet come to life.
- I saw CDs become Spotify, DVDs become Netflix, and landlines become iPhones and now, I'm witnessing the rise of artificial intelligence.
AND I’M JUST IN MY EARLY 30s.
Omoh, this video go far o, OBO broke so many tables, even called one Senator Fadahunsi out and called him ugli old man🙆🏼♂️
OBO: “All of Una wey don collect 100k gig from APC on twitter, i know you all. APC can’t have a free and fair election, they know they’ll lose and that’s why they use vi0lence but this time around, we won’t agree. By next week, we’ll be victorious. We’ll give Nigerians hope. Osun state money will stay in Osun, and not Lagos or Abuja.
When I uploaded this video on Instagram, someone commented saying that I’m lying because I said I’m in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and can watch football in real time. According to him, I’m on a rig close to land; even though he could clearly see the bow of the ship.
At first, I shrugged at his ignorance, but I became even more embarrassed and disappointed when I saw that he is, in fact, a commissioned Nigerian Navy officer.
So my question is: has he never sailed more than 100 nautical miles offshore on a naval vessel and still had network? Because it was really embarrassing.
Women endure a lot in marriage.
Family member called your son “a bastard” and as the husband you sit down for ground dey look them.
Person wey you for give pepper for pepper, Madness for madness.
Balance the equation!!!
For the first time, I had a conversation with a female inmate who is serving a sentence for armed robbery.
I asked her why she did it.
The only thing she kept repeating was:
“Country hard, I no go lie.”
Over and over again.
I was too shocked to say anything.