'Post' Alec Connolly

Former Postal Worker. Current Housebreaker.

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

Dinnae look at me, cunts

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

CUNT WILL DO FOR MA MORNIN NIP

[Juice Terry Lawson @JuiceTerryL]

Jist a wee session @RidCoupon ?

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

Cannae fuckin imagine what it must be like

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

Post Malone owes ays royalties the bearded cunt

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

Ah eywis thought ye'd really be mair ay a thin sausage guy.. no like the jumbo sausage ah'm packing @JuiceTerryL

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

Buckfast and breakfast rhyme. Tanning the bevvy this morning is nae crime

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

Amazed by what they cunts achieved with women despite their tiny wee welts #12inchesoantheflopalec

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

For all the crazy #MenInLove and the women daft enough to put up with them.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

For all the crazy #MenInLove and the women daft enough to put up with them.

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

Ah dinnae really take a peeve but ah kin make a rare exception

[Juice Terry Lawson @JuiceTerryL]

Fancy a peeve @RidCoupon ?

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

First time ye've stood ays a pint in fuckin years

[Juice Terry Lawson @JuiceTerryL]

Mind the time we took a peeve here @RidCoupon? Made a pint and a grouse look like a half and a nip! Shame ye ur no so fast going back tae the bar when it’s yon round! #haymarket #jakey

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

@JuiceTerryL A man's entitled tae an occasional wet

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

Dinnae be late, ye jakey cunt

[Juice Terry Lawson @JuiceTerryL]

Dinnae git three sheets tonight @RidCoupon - windaes tomorrow!

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

Gonna have tae take this washing machine back tae the shoaps. Cunt's stopped workin

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

Fuckin starving this morning. Spoilt fir choice tae

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

The price ay bevvy these days is gonna kill ays

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

@JuiceTerryL Ye'd huv tae ride it. Poor cunt looks like a fuckin horse

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

Fuckin shame about the Queen. She disnae look too healthy

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

@JuiceTerryL Fuck thon, ah cannae afford tae fill the cunt

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

@JuiceTerryL Aye, she needs tae cut doon mibbe