alden

Black Lives Matter - your opinion doesn't.

[alden @Rider5432]

@P3RS3U5_l @Dinglefloogus @OKPoliticalMeme Prices are going up with or without minimum wage increases, dawg.

[alden @Rider5432]

@teeaap Or maybe you’re just more gravitationally aware than the rest of us hmmm

[PAIVA @paiva]

feliz dia dos namorados ❤️

[Angelo 🧱 @AGLR_23]

🙃

[alden @Rider5432]

@teeaap Hey now, let’s not hold apples to unrealistic beauty standards

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

When they bring out the "sales engineer" during the meeting

[Dazai | CEO OF DOKSOO @ai21_react19]

Amnesiabaru walking in while The party is discussing how unreliable he is right now

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

Right wingers when you suggest we remove the profit incentive from healthcare by implementing a universal healthcare system.

[Smitty🥇 @Smitty_xyz]

Ok listen to me VERY carefully

1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff"

2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out

3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life

4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you

5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you

6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to

7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home.

8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents

9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you.

10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work

11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first.

12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more.

13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time"

14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance.

15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back

FIN

[bunny @fadedbunny]

thank you for ruining my perception of love i really needed that

[nana @yeahhwnana]

yuffie kisaragi ff7 #costwt

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

Ngl after a certain age, being a bad partner is just embarrassing. Sooo you didn't do any work on yourself? No introspection, no healing, no growth... just basking in your toxicity huh?

[fati ᥫ᭡ @bbygfatz]

tried to give u something u never had and i could see why u never had it