Rider_of_Brohan

[Rider_of_Brohan @Rider_of_Brohan]

@bradvertize

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and bother you

[Rider_of_Brohan @Rider_of_Brohan]

@bradvertize

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my lizard wife sharing a warm embrace as the waves come crashing down around us

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

[Brrrrrrrrrad 💎 @bradvertize]

If you like wordle, please consider playing https://t.co/yZK24jkbXy instead (or additionally.)

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Good idea! Fuck them both.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Can I please have a $174K annual salary? I would like to find out for myself just how difficult it is to survive off of that.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

If capitalism is so great, why do corporations need so many tax breaks, subsidies, exemptions, grants, legal protections, bailouts, and trade protections?

When citizens need these things, why is it socialism?

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we rarely question why some wealthy people are never satisfied with what they already have.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

No more billionaires. None.

Once you hit $999 million, every extra cent goes to schools and health care.

You get a trophy that says: “I won capitalism.”

And we name a dog park after you.

[Rider_of_Brohan @Rider_of_Brohan]

All it takes is one jujitsu tournament to remind me how much I hate men’s toes

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

RFK Jr. is proof that they wasted a lobotomy on the wrong Kennedy.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

BREAKINGNEWS: The most disgusting outcome after Trump pardoned January 6th insurrectionists is that 33 of those pardoned have been charged or convicted of sexually assaulting and raping children. 🚨

[🌙 @ninifems]

the humiliation ritual of having to be nice to a creepy man because you don’t want him to kill you

[ceciatl @ceciATL]

by creating systems of oppression

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

“Who’s going to take care of you when you get old”

CHILDREN ARE NOT RETIREMENT PLANS.

[belike @belikebei]

los hombres piensan que nos arreglamos para ellos, pero si no existieran, iríamos mas zorras todavía

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The fact we are going to have our first trillionaire before everyone has access to clean drinking water is proof our current system is not for the greater good but for the greedy.

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Congress should be forced to retire at 70. Salaries should be $60K, the average American salary. They should pay a minimum of $300/month for healthcare with a $1,000 deductible, like we do.

To represent us, they should live like us.