Rider's Cramp

Pro bike racing from a writer who wishes his legs were younger. A new bike wouldn't hurt. 2015 Podium Cafe VDS Champ (as MOUA). It was all downhill after that

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The best free fantasy cycling game on the internet is open for 2026 business. Pick your teams this week, and watch them triumph (or flop) at the pro races between now and October. The Podium Cafe's Virtual Directeur Sportif competition is here:

https://t.co/yD0l0orPVU

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@emilymiller Big scoop, Emily! You've nailed that 67-year-old cyclist. He's so obviously a danger to those around him, touching pools while dressed in Lycra in broad daylight. Luckily DC has people like you to protect us!

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@StacyInTheUSA @arditoPRIME @emilymiller "More than likely" - you moron. He's been one of the strongest veteran road racers in the Mid-Atlantic region for at least 10 years, last winning a 65+ age category race a week ago. Did Jesus never tell you to check your facts?

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Three days left to pick your team for the best fantasy cycling game on the internet - and it's entirely free to play. Our men's game closes on Sunday night (15th); the women's game closes the night before Omloop (Feb 27th). Get picking!

https://t.co/yD0l0osnLs

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@UAETeamADQ What has happened to Elisa???

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The best fantasy game in women's cycling is back! The Podium Cafe's Virtual Directeur Sportif is alive! All details in the link below. Pick your 15 riders from the price list, submit on the form provided and watch your points accumulate (or not)!

https://t.co/kvuDqnHq0V

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@writebikerepeat What you got against the Pope?

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Grey skies over the start of stage 6

#Dauphiné

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@TeamDSM @dsmfirmenich When are we actually going to see some real cycling at the Giro?

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@cyclingalps I wonder if we passed each other - I descended to Bolozon from Napt and rode west to Poncin (between 10.30 and 11.30am, roughly). Gorgeous day!

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@CADitUK @lancearmstrong Owning up? Do me a favour. He lied and denied and lied some more and sued the Sunday Times for exposing his lies and then lied some more. He’s the George Santos of cycling.

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@RichardHRBenyon @NSoames Think how much easier it would be for the Conservative Party to ruin the country if no-one shouted questions at them.

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@OwenRogers @TourDeJose I had perfectly stable images and live-blogged the last 40kms of the race for the Podium Cafe.

https://t.co/0dKsut12cu

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WellIve seen the future and it looks scarily young and strong #TDAV22

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Nope, down to a singleDane with only a few seconds #TDAV2022

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Will there still be a break of five after the charge up Matafelon ?#TDAV22

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Police got their hands full keeping local cars off the course…. #TDAV22

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Race about to arrive in izernore ahead of the last short sharp climb of the day #TDAV22

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Ala’s out front with two others, then a group of about 20

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Ala’s in the break? Go Ala!! #TDA22