Yung Tito Devito

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

Guys, there's a new pandemic spreading faster than #Ebola, read all about its origins in this gut wrenching account:

[VICE @VICE]

An argument against cow's milk. https://t.co/7CM7jECLmO

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

this guy trying to explain Big KRIT to some girl:
"He's a southern rapper"
"A SOUTHERN RAPPER??"
so like, do you not know florida, or georgia, or houston??

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

phone machine broke fam so like idk, facebook message me or some shit if you need to reach me.

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

Not even fucking with the Silent Sam cop at 3 am can bring me joy rn, I guess I’ll just go back to the woods

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

Followed by Limp Bizkit 😂

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

A true classic

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

Dear birds, it’s 6am. I wanna go to bed now. Please stop screaming outside my window.

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

Excuse me officer but I don’t think you’re a real cop, name five brothers for me?

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

Round four

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

Also she’s raised and lowered these blinds three times in the course of 7 minutes

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

Can we have a flip day where in all our classes we just teach the professors how to “turn the sound on” on videos?

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

Oh snap

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

@MadisonDraughn @ me next time lol

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

When you’re arguing about data v. data, do y’all say data first, or do you say data?

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

Afternoon vrethren

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Evidence collected over many years, obtained from many locations, indicates that the power of Prayer is insufficient to stop bullets from killing school children.

[Yung Tito Devito @RidgelineNC]

Reality is too dreary, even the trees are beige.