DINKY

...my humorous dog, DINKY says Ridiculous things

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

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[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"this is one of those days where everybody leaves me at home by myself for a while"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"i wanna be that wolf on twilight.... maybe when i grow up"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"i hope she's not planning on putting that on me..."

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"i tried rubbing in the grass but this green paint just wont come off.... Damn St. Patty's pranks"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"i need a friend..."

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"today was a good day... i'm gonna lay out and sun bathe for a bit"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"kibbles and bits? Would you eat this... I dream of meat, gravy and potatoes. Mmmm"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"i just wish I was taller..."

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"weeeee!!!! The wind, it's like a drug.... hanging out the window and all"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"threw my lunch up yesterday... i hate when that happens. Doesn't taste the same the second time around"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"is there a such thing as horny puppy... i'm feelin kinda tingly"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"i thot i was supposed to jump in the car when the hands reach 9 on the clock"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"dont rush me when you take me out to potty... cause i'll just hold it and use it when i get back in, better yet, behind the bed when Uleave

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"really...! Do you think i'm not gonna have my run of the place while you're gone? Really?"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"i have to milk this puppy look while i can... everyone seems to like it"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"ruff ruff, ruff... how's a pupp suppose to get a snack around here, just talk i guess"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"you use to rub my pen-- oh, i mean my belly when i rolled over... i guess pissin on ya didnt help any"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"you know whats wierd... you expect me to use that little mat but you leave it there and everytime i walk by i smell it, damnn thats gross!"

[DINKY @Ridinkylous]

"they told me if i bark you suppose to come... oh well there goes that trick for attention"