Ridley Bell

Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny.

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

Homines diablo; LinkedIn inferno.

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

@ticktick your app's "continue with Google" button doesn't work so I can create an account. Because I can't create an account I can't access your "contact us" options and have now had to come report this to you here. 🫠

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

It's our fault for having hope, you guys. #arsenal

[J͛a͛k͛e͛ @AFCJake2]

With Timber injured Arsenal are now ONE injury away from another season of Rob Holding…

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

I woke up at 02:10 and remembered that I am mortal and have to die one day, so my night was existential torturous, thanks.

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

First day of official unemployment and I'm up at 05:30. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

Why are you at Panarottis at 09:00 in the morning? (Not judging; genuinely curious.)

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

The nice thing about being bipolar is that I am (literally by definition) never down for long. #SilverLinings

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

The Coffee Shop at My Office is Going to Bankrupt Me and Other Tuesday Tales, a novella by @Ridley_Bell

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

When I'm not feeling lus for a given day of work I start my morning by buying Lotto tickets.

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

The Third Bowl of Cornflakes: An Internal Debate

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

If you're not in any side message chats at work you need to ask yourself what you're doing with your life.

(Only applicable if engaged at work - if not, who cares, right?)

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

Pro tip - don't hitch your wagon to a dead horse but also don't hitch your horse to a chariot of chaos and fire.

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

“Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!”

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

Two weeks BEFORE my first day back in a full-time work environment and I have already had 4 work meetings in 1 day, 3 of which could have been emails. #HomeSweetHome

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

Googling "healthy cookie recipes" and pretending that's a real thing.

[Lauren 🩲 @lllaurenA]

Funny how “my body, my choice” applies to vaccines and not women’s reproductive health.

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

"Thank you for flying #SpaceX." 😂

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

How is my phone's lens always so dirty?? Who is touching this thing??

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

@TaraDomOs Smashed avo with crumbed chicken strips in a tortilla with chilli sauce. Monday night easy. 👌🏻

[Ridley Bell @Ridley_Bell]

Me, in strategy and innovation PhD class: <debates the ethics of gene editing; analyses biotech ecosystem strategy; ponders the nature of consciousness>

Also me, upon closing class Zoom: <starts streaming latest episode of Kardashians>