Gabe

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

Cirie getting ready to roll her eyes at some bullshit spin Jonathan is going to try at ftc #Survivor #Survivor50 #survivorfinale

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

Emily Flippen when Jeff asked off camera if she had anything at all to add to this tribal council. #Survivor #survivor2026 #Survivor50

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

Lady Gaga when the Grammys producers asked her to reheat her nachos from a year ago on live television. #GRAMMYs #GRAMMYs2026

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

There are 5,000 theories trying to parse the lead up the Stranger Things finale, and the one and only thing I want an answer to is why the Duffer Brothers thought the scene where a 7 year old confidently bakes a cake without burning the house down is even remotely believable

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

There are 5,000 theories trying to parse the lead up the Stranger Things finale, and the one and only thing I want an answer to is why the Duffer Brothers thought the scene where a 7 year old confidently bakes a cake without burning the house down is even remotely believable

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

Whichever @CBSNews figurehead decided it would be a good idea to preempt the Survivor finale for some random bullshit political address that didn’t actually tell anyone anything new.

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

#Survivor fans calling out this bullshit @CBSNews program preemption during the Survivor season finale

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

#Survivor fans about to protest en masse CBS after this bullshit propaganda airing during the Survivor finale

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

Put #Survivor the fuck back on @CBSNews

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

But no we actually need more butch lesbians that can run McDonald’s like they’re the navy

[tori💥 @toribertha69]

i hate gay halloween wdym ur the butch lesbian that runs mcdonald’s like the navy

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

The supreme irony of this DC gay bar having hot dog buns, but nothing to put in them.

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

Watching Kyle gift Joe a seat at the final 3 after he dominated the physical gameplay this season and never was on the chopping block. #Survivor2025 #Survivor48 #Survivor

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

Kyle and Kamilla saying they’re going to make a big move every single week this season — and making a dumb one every single time without fail. #Survivor #Survivor2025

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

The jury listening to the final 5 talk about how they’re going to get rid of Mitch knowing that Joe is the very obvious pick to send home. #Survivor2025 #Survivor

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

Watching the final 5 land on Mitch as the person to take out when he has done absolutely nothing this entire game. #Survivor2025 #Survivor

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

This really may be the dumbest group of people in the final 5 of Survivor ever if they’re looking at everything on the table and thinking Mitch is the move to make right now. #Survivor2025 #Survivor

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

@DCNewsNow any chance you could report on the I 68 closure outside of Frostburg that’s now pushing on 3 hours with essentially no updates from the police or state about a timeline or path forward?

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

@MDSHA update the website with the information regarding the i68 accident blocking both lanes in Allegheny county

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

@DoobusGoobus The producer had been drinking too much eggnog and decided it had to go.

[Gabe @RielGabeBorelli]

When you try so hard to be Ronald Reagan that you end up as Ronald McDonald.