Riesbyfe Stridberg

Shield Knight vampire hunter. I love Sion!!! - Bot post every 2 hours, parody, rp(!?) - Quotes and jokes

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He'll have to try harder, Sacchin.

(Thank you @magiimari for the art!)

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Mr. Lancelot, I'm adopting Mash and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

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If that’s the case, I kind of want a concert hall, you know~

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Ha... Soon I'll fall into a dream-filled sleep too. It's the final curtain call. The nightmare that lasts a single night truly ends here. Goodbye, Sion. If I had one wish, it would be that we could meet again at the end of this darkness.

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“Mother Riesbyfe”...? She has a stringed instrument as well? Surely, that must be me…

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A pervert? Me? Isn’t it completely normal to put a heart at the end of each sentence when talking to your girlfriend in the bath?

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I've finished treating your wounds... Don't look so upset, I was careful. What kind of knight would I be if I injured such a pretty face?

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Me: I like to think I'm a calm person.
Shiki: *Fails to read the situation and says something stupid to a woman.*
Me: *Bursts into the room and dropkicks Shiki into the stratosphere.* TOHNOOOOOO!!!!

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Disgusting... cute... disgusting... cute... Disgustingly cute... Huh!? I think I just saw a really happy creature... I-it was just a dream... That paradise had to be a dream.

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Curses... To think that the robot would actually employ such alluring creatures... Such aesthetically charming objects! Aah... Could it be, that's its strategy for preventing me from taking actions!?

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Perish, vampire! Return to ashes! I will fulfill the oath I made three years ago!

[Riesbyfe Stridberg @RiesBot]

Ha... Soon I'll fall into a dream-filled sleep too. It's the final curtain call. The nightmare that lasts a single night truly ends here. Goodbye, Sion. If I had one wish, it would be that we could meet again at the end of this darkness.

[Riesbyfe Stridberg @RiesBot]

Sion and me as vampires? It doesn't feel right, but we both look happy, so perhaps it isn't that bad a drawing...

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Well... the two of you are... my type. You, Satsuki and me are all alike.

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Aah... I so want to kick them. They'll probably be even more adorable after being kicked.

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... So wonderful. It's perfect. This perfect blend of creepy and cute... ahh, I want to touch it...

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... Inside a starless night. If this night was a living creature, it would be a jet black whale. I slowly awoke, as if it was spitting me out.

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Sion, I don't feel so good... *Turns into a bullet.*

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If that’s the case, I kind of want a concert hall, you know~

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Magical Girl Amber…? No name strikes fear into the hearts of men like that one does.

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No… This is… What I did was, when I returned from work and changed, it was too hot so I kind of forgot to wear pants...