πΈ The soundtrack to trade wars.
π When tariffs rise, we riff harder.
π Powered by customs, and chaos.
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πΊπΈ BREAKING:
Trump imposes massive tariffs on Canadian lumber...
πͺ Canada responds by mobilizing elite lumberjack units.
π₯ The Great Timber Stand-Off begins.
Nobody gets 2x4s until the syrup flows.