Professor Monster

oh shit waddup

[Professor Monster @Rigbot]

Every time a client freaks out at me my brain immediately generates this Achewood comic and it has truly gotten me through some dumbass encounters

[Professor Monster @Rigbot]

@itsadambxxch Naw I’m a one group woman ahahah well no I do like EXO and stray kids too but bts are the number one nerds in my heart

[Professor Monster @Rigbot]

Scott Adams relaxing at home

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Am I old or is just normal now to fully be on your phone during a movie when you’re at the theater?? The last two times I’ve gone people have just been on their phones constantly

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Me when I shart

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My parents neighbours casually mentioned they had a SNES,NES, and N64 and asked if I wanted them and thank god I’ve never shut the fuck up about gaming my entire life so my mom knew to say yes

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just normal men

[Professor Monster @Rigbot]

The Mona Lisa would be better if it was like a holographic baseball card that would alternate between her smiling and frowning depending on how you looked at it

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This has gotta be our year 😬😬

[Professor Monster @Rigbot]

The Grammys are dumb as hell unless BTS wins this year and in that case the Grammys are very cool and good

[𐙚 @peachnee]

i pretend this doesn't exist

[Professor Monster @Rigbot]

They should have made them all take separate cars like the president and vice president

[jason darling 💋 @brandnewidols]

this was the OG mother of all AI generated music

[Professor Monster @Rigbot]

Clonus: the parts horror

[New York Post @nypost]

Prince Harry says he was bred to offer spare organs to heir William https://t.co/COQqbTRDws

[Professor Monster @Rigbot]

I think people should go back to having secrets

[The Card @JaggedAuthor]

New comic! Wherein Jenkins answers the call of duty.

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@heartsof0ak Oh I stared at it for a good 5 minutes lol

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Wes Anderson ass looking hotel I saw today