Fernand

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[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Ferb was an assassin alien.

He even had a twin this time.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Upon returning to Eorzea, Ferb decided to go shopping with Clive and purchase new clothes for him, a whole new wardrobe. His last outfit was… horrendous.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Ferb was a toes that bind alien.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Some peasant girl saw Ferb by the market and waved to him for some reason. He didn’t think he even knew her.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Ferb was an FBI agent.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

@KnightOfZofia He was just shocked to see him here.

It made him so angry when he was told he looked like a woman from the back in a dress. Pah! What a detestable peasant… this was why he couldn’t stand them. They were extremely rude and they’d hurt his feelings.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Ferb was not an alien in a blue dress!! Ferb was not an alien at all. No. Never.

But that comment about the dress really set him off, he began to burrow underground and he decided he wasn’t coming back out.

[Clive @KnightOfZofia]

@RigelianKnight Yes?

He did not understand the confusion. Dresses look nothing like Fernand’s coat. No one wears a frontless dress with green cargo pants. That’s unheard of.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

@KnightOfZofia Clive!?

Yes! Exactly. At least he understood. That’s all he wanted to hear, was someone agree with him that it was not a dress and that he had pants!

[Clive @KnightOfZofia]

@RigelianKnight Peace, Fernand.

That was obviously a blue coat.
He was wearing pants underneath it.

[Clive @KnightOfZofia]

Clive’s so gay.

The only thing straight about him is his haircut.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Ferb always knew he liked Lil Wayne, it was something about him and now it was making a lot more sense when he would hop up in his spaceship leaving Earth, motherfucker. He gone, motherfucker, he gone. It was Ferb’s favorite!

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

- horror kind of big?

…IDIOT! Why was English such a struggle for him? Why was his head bigger than a troll?

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Ferb had a big head. Way bigger than his bogey kind of big head.

He was a big headed alien.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Way bigger than his… bogey? WHAT?!
His head was much larger than his evil spirit, bogle (phantom goblin), ghost, spectre, phantom, hobgoblin, ogre, troll, demon, devil, fiend, sprite, witch, warlock, apparition, nightmare, abomination and -

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Everyone laughed at the alien creep that watched people with his telescope that pointed out the window with his stool set up.

[Berkut @HeirPresumptive]

“Fuck him… He’s STUPID!” Berkut yelled about himself.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

@CausticSoldier - into multiple men to be that gentlemen alien everyone was waiting for.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

@CausticSoldier Exactly. He didn’t want to be known as a compulsive liar. It was unbecoming. And Ferb was… he was sorry. He didn’t know Forsythia was a fellow alien, if he had… he would not have said he was a fake gender in a fake band.

Ferb was still trying to understand how to multiply -