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How will he feel on the Cover? @ynpost

[Zvi Hershcovich @cholentface]

"A Jew can always do Teshuva and start over again." - Mario

[Hank Moody @RyansExploring]

Learn how to drive before i cut off your beard ya hacidic jewish bastard... nother jew, on the phone. They CANT drive for shit down here

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Nothing is more disappointing than a birthday card with no money inside.

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Everyone has an annoying friend, If you can't think of one, then you are the annoying friend.

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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. It may not sound like much, but there's only so many times I can hit the snooze button.

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It's impossible to say "I wasn't talking to you" politely

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I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time

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I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

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When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15.

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There are only 2 things I really want in life: 1) Lose weight 2) Eat

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When people get mad at you for correcting their grammar and you're sitting there like, "I'm doing this for you."

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Google must be a woman, it knows everything.

[Sammy Bromberg @Bromberg66]

Thinking of opening my own jewelry store...I want to name it "The Hasidic Jewelers"

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If Weed was ever legalized, I can't wait to see the commercials...

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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

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If you really want someone to remember you… Just borrow money from them.

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Oh, you're not fat. You're just easier to see

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No mater what I do on the Computer, I always end up on Twitter, Facebook or YouTube

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Dear Google please let me finish my sentences. Sincerely, a little cocky aren't we