What's your worst case scenario? Mine is being starving after work and getting @tacobell only to get home and realize they didnt give me the black bean crunch wrap I ordered but a beef one which i only realized after taking a large bite 😑 thanks @tacobell my vegetarian heart =💔
I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
I've started taking #BarSmarts during this extended period of free time, and the quote of the day from it is "After all, what is a cocktail but a delicious and softened vehicle for alcohol consumption?"
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
I went to bed at 7 last night. Slept for 10 hours and even though I wasn't tired when the alarm went off you better believe I hit the snooze button anyway. That's my God given right as an American.
Bought a new car that has satellite radio, so I've been feeling guilty for cheating on @JohnnyBshow but I have now committed to only listening to @JohnnyBcomedy on my drive home because satellite can't compete