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just an ordinary guy fighting for my right to post

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ashtray would be a beautiful name for a girl

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@TheWapplehouse hell yeah! already got this paper (crashed my bicycle hard at the gas station this morning)

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It came to me in a dream

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@wapplehouse Grok's decision to translate "fentanyl at a cop" to "fantasy at a coffee shop" here is absolutely bonkers

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The prophecy is fulfilled

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

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@punishedpants o realy? explain this then

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everyone should be very careful what they say right now, except sridhar. he's already said it perfectly years ago, as usual

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

In this age of big money and lobbyists, it is so rare for an ordinary person to get the ear of a politician.

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@CantEverDie my hot take is "its okay to enjoy things. or not"

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@AGoldmund i'm just gonna assume these tweets are related and respectfully move along. minding my own dang business here

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@TheWapplehouse rear end users licensing agreement

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This, except "buck naked" vs "butt naked"

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Used the phrase “roiling boil” and someone corrected me and said “it’s rolling boil” and we went back and forth then looked it up and roiling boil is an older term for rolling boil and we both left the conversation dissatisfied and everything feels like that these days

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@TheWapplehouse "MicroEdge Spill Control" sounds like a topic of discussion on a gooning subreddit

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@hausofdecline every time eddie vedder sings "i'm still alive" i want to chastise him for gloating like that

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@ZeroSuitCamus you might get really horny, and your gonna be super focused

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@TheWapplehouse my favorite cryptid is the female penis

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Whenever I see a clock display 11:11 I say out loud "I wish it was 9/11" bc wishes won't come true if you say them out loud

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Whats a superstition you practice?

I’m not superstitious and yet I don’t whistle on boats

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"having a stroke" just sounds like a euphemism for jacking off. how am i supposed to take that seriously?

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@TheWapplehouse the 24-hour pharmacy should have hair, nail, skin, and bath supplies. don't buy makeup, buy fancy makeup applicators and accessories. merry christmas eve!

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@TheWapplehouse america's step-uncle-in-law? yeah, he had it coming

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@TheWapplehouse i play a lot of blackjack, and this caption is driving me insane. i want to respond "if the dealer is showing a 7 or higher and you dont have a pair of 8s, your best move is to hit on a 16" and it's making me feel like a guy who knows too many details about age of consent laws