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It’s Wednesday, June 3, 2026.
If you don’t absolutely love tonight’s edition of the Tool Report, I’ll issue you a full refund.
That’s how we roll over here at Tool Report Central.
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We’ll get to Trump news in a moment, but this happened today and I thought you might find it amusing.
This is from @EricDaugh:
Trump at the presser to CNN’s Kaitlan Collins:
“CNN has a corrupt reporter standing right there, she never smiles. A young, beautiful woman — never smiles! I never see a smile on her face. I see her standing there with hatred in her eyes, she has hatred because we have borders, have a strong military, we cut our taxes. Then we win in a landslide."
"CNN is crooked as hell."
Collins: "Follow-up?"
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President Trump had some policy meetings in the White House today.
He signed three executive orders in the Oval Office during a public event with the press present.
The orders focused on strengthening customs enforcement against smuggling, tariff evasion, and noncompliant imports.
He also promoted advanced artificial intelligence innovation and security.
He announced the reopening of the Lincoln Reflecting Pool, which Biden and Harris left absolutely filthy.
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In his Oval Office Q&A with reporters, Trump highlighted the importance of robust customs enforcement to stop illegal goods and ensure fair trade, praised American AI advancements under his policies, and discussed restoring accountability in government.
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Trump issued an executive order directing Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to close bank accounts of illegal aliens.
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Escalations continue in the Middle East with Iran launching missiles and drones at Kuwait and Bahrain, striking Kuwait International Airport and causing casualties.
US forces intercepted threats and conducted retaliatory strikes on Iranian targets.
Trump addressed the situation directly, including recent communications with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu.
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The House passed a war powers resolution to limit US military action against Iran.
The four Republicans who voted with the communists are:
Thomas Massie of Kentucky (of course)
Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania
Tom Barrett of Michigan
Warren Davidson of Ohio.
These four have not been paying attention to the primaries.
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How much fun is it that Scott Pelley got sh*t-canned from 60 Minutes yesterday?
Pelley accused Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss of “murdering” the show during a heated meeting.
The executive producer fired back in a scathing letter: “Your antipathy to the future of the show has come through loud and clear. And I have heard you. I therefore write on behalf of CBS News to inform you that your employment with CBS is terminated for cause effective immediately.”
Bam!
It was almost like the scene in Tombstone where Wyatt Earp grabs the bully Johnny Tyler by the ear and throws him out of the Oriental.
This dude thought he was so effing important. Every time he spoke or asked a question it was while looking down his nose.
His next stop is a guest spot on Jim Acosta’s podcast with 200 listeners.
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Tool Report fave Leo Terrell is being moved up to serve in the Office of the Associate Attorney General.
He’ll be working directly with Associate Attorney General Stanley Woodward and Attorney General Todd Blanche.
Congrats Leo 2.0!
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The Supremes ruled 6-3 to uphold Alabama’s new congressional redistricting map, overturning a lower court decision that had blocked it.
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Yesterday, federal agents raided Jamshid Ghomi’s thirty-five million dollar California mansion.
Ghomi was arrested for smuggling US technology to Iran’s nuclear program while fraudulently claiming low-income tax breaks.
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Okay I have to stop. I’m having too much fun.
Let’s do it again tomorrow.
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@accordingtowoz Marine vet. Author of the nightly Tool Report.
Here’s a little quick and dirty Tool Report on the primary elections held last night.
This is pretty much all you need to know.
Last night’s primaries were headlined by The People’s Republic of California, where reality star and Tool Report favorite Spencer Pratt wound up in second place in the LA mayor’s race behind incumbent and former leader of the Venceremos Brigade terrorist group Karen Bass, setting up a November runoff between the two.
The gubernatorial contest was tight with Republican Steve Hilton leading Democrat Xavier Becerra, who is of course involved in a campaign finance scandal involving aides stealing funds.
These socialists love pocketing money.
In Iowa, Republican Zach Lahn won the gubernatorial nomination while Rep Ashley Hinson took the Senate nomination.
Other states and races just didn’t make the Tool Report cut.
You’re up to date!
It’s Tuesday, June 2, 2026.
Alright, let’s do it.
The Tool Report.
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I’ll get to the Trump news in a moment but let’s talk about Graham Platner first.
He’s the best the Democrats have to offer as a US senator in the state of Maine.
Platner’s senate campaign has a shit ton of scandals but prominent dems couldn’t care less.
First off, this f*ck had a chest tattoo resembling the Nazi SS Totenkopf death’s head symbol he got in 2007.
He said he got it cause he was “drunk with Marines.”
I can’t tell you how many of my
fellow Marines got Nazi tattoos while drunk.
Wait, yes I can.
Zero.
No Marine does that.
In fact, the fellas ribbed me pretty hard for the delicate little pink dolphin I got on my left ankle.
And old Reddit posts show him blaming rape victims for not taking responsibility or “acting like an adult.”
He actually mocked wounded soldier as a “dumb muthuh f*cker” who “didn’t deserve to live.”
He also bragged about masturbating in porta-potties due to the smell and praised crude graffiti.
He’s questioned “Why don’t Black people tip?”
He’s referred to himself as a “communist,” said, “all cops are bastards,” used phrases like “fuck these cops,” and advocated political violence, “Fight… with signs, and fists, and guns if need be.”
He’s been sexting a bunch of women and called the Virgin Mary a skank.
Can you imagine Republican politicians flocking around a Republican candidate that had this kind of baggage?
Bernie Sanders and Slapahoe tribe member Liz Warren, can’t get enough of this guy. They love him.
Chuck Schumer just endorsed him.
This is the Democrat Party.
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Tensions escalate in the Middle East as Israel continues strikes in Lebanon, killing at least eight people despite President Trump’s announcement of a ceasefire agreement with Hezbollah.
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Iran has suspended peace talks with the US in response to the ongoing operations.
At a congressional hearing, US Secretary of State Marco Rubio stated that Iran has agreed to negotiate aspects of its nuclear program.
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Several states hold key primary elections today, with voters casting ballots in important races.
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Russia launches major drone and missile attacks on Ukraine, including strikes on Kyiv, resulting in multiple casualties and heightened regional concerns.
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President Trump signs an executive order to vet top AI models for national security risks and makes adjustments to tariffs on steel, aluminum, and copper imports.
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Israel’s Knesset voted 106-0 to advance dissolution amid ultra-Orthodox revolt over military exemptions.
Elections expected in September-October after two more readings.
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Okay so you’ve got this democrat turd, some US representative named Jimmy Gomez, (Commie) in California, right?
Gomez has been accusing Trump and Republicans of delaying the release of the Epstein files.
Epstein, Epstein, Epstein.
Ha ha, just like clockwork, ol’ Jimmy now faces a House Ethics Committee investigation into allegations of sexual misconduct with a much younger congressional aide.
A New York Post report detailed a “2023 kissing incident.”
Seems Jimmy digs kissing.
Especially the young ones.
He admitted “personal mistakes” outside his marriage, called them consensual and legal, and pledged cooperation.
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Brooklyn landlord Thomas Diana has battled an occupant in his Park Slope building since 2016 after an elderly tenant died and her live-in companion refused to vacate.
He claims up to $325,000 in unpaid rent and fees, draining his daughter’s college fund amid years of housing court delays.
The occupant’s lawyers reject the squatter label, citing improper removal from rent stabilization.
His tax dollars at work.
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A federal jury in Fort Worth convicted nine members of a North Texas Antifa cell for an armed attack on an ICE detention facility.
Charges included providing material support to terrorists.
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The DOW was up, the S&P 500 was up and the NASDAQ was up. Gold was $4,523 and silver was $76.67.
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Okay let’s do it again tomorrow.
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It’s Tuesday, June 2, 2026.
Alright, let’s do it.
The Tool Report.
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I’ll get to the Trump news in a moment but let’s talk about Graham Platner first.
He’s the best the Democrats have to offer as a US senator in the state of Maine.
Platner’s senate campaign has a shit ton of scandals but prominent dems couldn’t care less.
First off, this f*ck had a chest tattoo resembling the Nazi SS Totenkopf death’s head symbol he got in 2007.
He said he got it cause he was “drunk with Marines.”
I can’t tell you how many of my
fellow Marines got Nazi tattoos while drunk.
Wait, yes I can.
Zero.
No Marine does that.
In fact, the fellas ribbed me pretty hard for the delicate little pink dolphin I got on my left ankle.
And old Reddit posts show him blaming rape victims for not taking responsibility or “acting like an adult.”
He actually mocked wounded soldier as a “dumb muthuh f*cker” who “didn’t deserve to live.”
He also bragged about masturbating in porta-potties due to the smell and praised crude graffiti.
He’s questioned “Why don’t Black people tip?”
He’s referred to himself as a “communist,” said, “all cops are bastards,” used phrases like “fuck these cops,” and advocated political violence, “Fight… with signs, and fists, and guns if need be.”
He’s been sexting a bunch of women and called the Virgin Mary a skank.
Can you imagine Republican politicians flocking around a Republican candidate that had this kind of baggage?
Bernie Sanders and Slapahoe tribe member Liz Warren, can’t get enough of this guy. They love him.
Chuck Schumer just endorsed him.
This is the Democrat Party.
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Tensions escalate in the Middle East as Israel continues strikes in Lebanon, killing at least eight people despite President Trump’s announcement of a ceasefire agreement with Hezbollah.
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Iran has suspended peace talks with the US in response to the ongoing operations.
At a congressional hearing, US Secretary of State Marco Rubio stated that Iran has agreed to negotiate aspects of its nuclear program.
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Several states hold key primary elections today, with voters casting ballots in important races.
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Russia launches major drone and missile attacks on Ukraine, including strikes on Kyiv, resulting in multiple casualties and heightened regional concerns.
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President Trump signs an executive order to vet top AI models for national security risks and makes adjustments to tariffs on steel, aluminum, and copper imports.
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Israel’s Knesset voted 106-0 to advance dissolution amid ultra-Orthodox revolt over military exemptions.
Elections expected in September-October after two more readings.
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Okay so you’ve got this democrat turd, some US representative named Jimmy Gomez, (Commie) in California, right?
Gomez has been accusing Trump and Republicans of delaying the release of the Epstein files.
Epstein, Epstein, Epstein.
Ha ha, just like clockwork, ol’ Jimmy now faces a House Ethics Committee investigation into allegations of sexual misconduct with a much younger congressional aide.
A New York Post report detailed a “2023 kissing incident.”
Seems Jimmy digs kissing.
Especially the young ones.
He admitted “personal mistakes” outside his marriage, called them consensual and legal, and pledged cooperation.
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Brooklyn landlord Thomas Diana has battled an occupant in his Park Slope building since 2016 after an elderly tenant died and her live-in companion refused to vacate.
He claims up to $325,000 in unpaid rent and fees, draining his daughter’s college fund amid years of housing court delays.
The occupant’s lawyers reject the squatter label, citing improper removal from rent stabilization.
His tax dollars at work.
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A federal jury in Fort Worth convicted nine members of a North Texas Antifa cell for an armed attack on an ICE detention facility.
Charges included providing material support to terrorists.
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The DOW was up, the S&P 500 was up and the NASDAQ was up. Gold was $4,523 and silver was $76.67.
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Okay let’s do it again tomorrow.
Remember to repost and follow.
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It’s Monday, June 1, 2026.
I’m sorry this one is so long, but your beef is with the Universe, not me.
Let’s light this candle.
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Second year, no gay pride celebration at the White House.
However, Disney-owned ABC’s Good Morning America opened Pride Month this morning with back-to-back segments:
“Deals & Steals” spotlighting LGBTQI+-owned businesses, followed by a piece celebrating “same-sex salsa dancing.”
Talk about not being able to read the room.
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The United States conducted strikes on Iranian radar and drone sites, including on Qeshm Island, citing self-defense after Iran shot down a US drone.
Iran responded by claiming an attack on a US air base, raising fears of broader regional instability and complicating peace efforts.
Even though President Trump is signaling frustration with Iran, he says the negotiations are moving at a “rapid pace.”
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A Russian drone hit a building in Romania, an incident described as deliberate rather than accidental, heightening NATO concerns over the Ukraine-related spillover.
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The immigration protests in New Jersey continue.
State police again clashed with demonstrators outside the Delaney immigration detention center.
Real leaders could fix this in one night.
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Tina Peters is now free.
Attorney Mike Davis filed a criminal referral with the DOJ and Harmeet Dhillon urging an investigation into potential civil rights violations against Tina Peters during her Colorado prosecution and imprisonment.
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Just when you thought these commie judges couldn’t get more insane and swollen with power, they are now taking over for the Secretary of War in determining the fitness and readiness of United States military personnel.
A federal appeals court ruled 2-1 today that the Trump administration’s ban on transgender (service members afflicted with Gender Dysphoria) service is unconstitutional.
Writing the majority opinion, Judge Robert Wilkins stated the Hegseth policy violates equal protection because it is arbitrary and based upon animus.
Animus? How so?
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Remember this piece of sh*t?
Dylan Bryan Adams, a fiscal policy analyst at the Minnesota Department of Human Services under Governor Tim Walz, admitted to keying six Teslas in Minneapolis in March 2025, causing over $20,000 in damage due to his opposition to Elon Musk.
He received a one-day unpaid suspension from his state job and was not criminally prosecuted, instead entering a diversion program after paying restitution.
The dirty little secret is the judges and his bosses were probably doing the exact same thing and just didn’t get caught.
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Hundreds of “teens” swarmed Clearwater Beach, Florida, on the first weekend of summer for a planned gathering.
Fights erupted and a 17-year-old was shot and hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries. Police are investigating.
Not gonna lecture but you might want to plan for it to be a long violent summer.
Follow me for all your Sig Sauer P365 XL advice.
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Caitlyn Aguiar was fired from Jeanne D’Arc Credit Union after posting a viral TikTok video.
In it, she prayed for former Attorney General Pam Bondi to suffer severe throat cancer.
What a sweet lady.
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Tom Steyer tells AB Hernandez, that dude who recently won the girls' state titles in the high jump and triple jump, and placed second in the long jump at the California Interscholastic Federation state championship, "I'm so proud of you for what you're doing.”
Tom digs the men taking away opportunities from your daughters.
He just said it.
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I still can’t believe SC state house republicans rolled over last week and voted with the commies to shut down redistricting.
To our good friends in the great state of South Carolina, please primary the living dog sh*t out of every single one of them.
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Federal agents arrested Michael Angel Alvarez, a convicted murderer (did you get that) and active 18th Street gang member, who worked as a “Peace Ambassador” for the NGO Healing Urban Barrios under a city program linked to LA Mayor Karen Bass.
The DOJ says Alvarez was being paid with LA citizens' tax money.
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Okay, you really can’t make this sh*t up.
RFK Jr: "In Minnesota… people with high school diplomas and nothing else were being paid $600 an hour (for autism services).
We went from paying $7 million a year for autism services in Minneapolis to $200 million a year. And most of that was stolen."
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Hey, remember this scumbag that the celebrated Tool Report talked about on Friday?
The DOJ charged Nicholas Matthew Scelfo, 27, of Brooklyn with threatening to murder an ICE officer and his family outside a Newark detention facility.
He faces up to 10 years in prison.
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José Medina, the illegal Venezuelan who murdered 18-year-old Loyola University student Sheridan Gorman in Chicago was recently found in possession of a six-inch inmate-manufactured weapon (knife) at Cook County Jail.
Terrific.
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Over the weekend, a bunch of Third Worlders purposely brought in by the European Union and French politicians, decided to try to burn down Paris.
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Sean Austin Orr, a Texas Democratic Party delegate and former El Paso City Council candidate, was arrested on the charges of indecency with a child and possession with intent to promote child pornography involving a 16-year-old.
His bond is set at one million dollars.
Find someone who looks at you the way elected democrat males look at little boys.
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The DOW was up, the S&P 500 was up and the NASDAQ was up. Gold was $4,516.60 and silver was $75.33.
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Dana Perino’s father died today.
RIP Leo Perino.
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Never forget this really happened.
(Thank you @FFT1776 for the video).
This is what that last bunch wanted to expose our children to.
The entire White House was comprised of people who thought amputating the healthy breasts of young women and sterilizing young men was something to celebrate.
We cannot let them ever hold power again.
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@IJudePerrino Thanks!!!
Remember that soft soy f*ck that I mentioned in last night’s Tool Report?
(You should be reading it nightly, by the way).
Ya know, that antifa sissy who screamed at an ICE agent, “I see your face. I’ll kill your whole family!”
This was at Delaney Hall Detention Center in Newark, N.J.
Well his name is Nicholas Matthew Scelfo, he’s 27, and he’s ftom Brooklyn, New York.
He’s been arrested and he’s in jail.
Not sure he’s built for that life.
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Ivan my man! Thank you for the kind words.
I’m truly honored knowing that solid patriots like you actually take your precious time to read my stuff.
I do my best to never, ever post news stories that aren’t 100% factual.
Now my snarky comments, that another thing entirely, ha ha!
I’ll keep doing this as long as guys and gals like you are getting something out of it.
Thanks again Ivan!
(Showed your post to my wife!)
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