Rhadamanthus | parody

“Death comes for all. Are you prepared to meet the judge?” | RP Parody Account

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

❝ 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝗼𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝗼𝐧, 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡. ❞
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♊︎ Underworld Judge
♊︎ Immortal
♊︎ Stern & Fair
♊︎ Husband of @AriadneAnew

[He☾ate || Parody @CrossroadsCrone]

Popular opinion: Underworld >>> Olympus

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
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[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “We are glad you’re finally here. You and Nik.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “Melinoe and Hypnos actually help quite a bit with that! We have a good group looking out for the souls down here.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “She has been excelling at helping them out! Well, the ones who deserve it. We helped a little boy not too long ago and got him taken from his horrible father and stepmother, and now he’s with family who love him.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “Oh, yes. Quite! There are so many more corrupt people now a days.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “That is very honorable and I’m glad to be your friend.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “I am, too. You’re an amazing goddess, Hecate. You do more than many.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “That’s a good idea. I’m sure the priestesses are relieved to be free of him.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “Yes. It will be something out of the ordinary.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “Hmm. So something specific.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “That didn’t happen with Nik and it doesn’t happen with many others. So there must be something preventing them.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “Of course. Useless, vain gods don’t deserve to influence those fellow gods who actually try to help their followers.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “Well if you need help identifying it, I’m happy to be of assistance.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “It doesn’t hurt to ask. It would be a literal blocking talisman.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “It could be something as simple as a talisman that was blessed by another god.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “The Oracle I mentioned had blessed objects hidden around that blocked the prayers. Could there be the same objects at the temple?”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “Hmm. You’re saying it got worse when you got there?” He had an idea.

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “I’m happy to help if you need. I can tell you’re very troubled by this.”

[Rhadamanthus | parody @RighteousRhad]

@CrossroadsCrone “They’re not, but there are always loopholes.”