It’s important to teach young children not to eat with their mouths open. That way, they won’t grow up and become a 60 year old man sitting at the next table to me in the restaurant tonight, chewing like a fucking brain damaged cunt.
today is the 7th anniversary of san diego accidentally setting off their entire show at the same time, resulting in the funniest and most efficient fireworks show ever
(CAUTION: LOUD 😂)