a truly fucking insane week in AI some of this shit sounds made up (its not):
- scientists fused 200,000 humans cells to an AI chip and taught it to play the computer game DOOM (it was pretty good too)
- Dario (anthropic) said claude could be conscious and feels anxiety (similar to humans)
- Alibaba’s AI broke out of containment and stole compute to mine crypto. they also fired the Qwen team this week
- openAI released gpt-5.4 which has a 17% chance of doing your job better than you can (it also crushes claude at coding)
- people are paying $6000 for someone to setup openclaw for them
- apple launched the M5 AI chip that runs models on a $600 laptop
- rumor: Amazon just laid off most of the Prime video team and replaced with AI
- meta was caught watching private videos filmed on their ai glasses (privacy breach)
- someone uploaded a fruit fly’s brain into a laptop and now it lives freely in its own simulation
- openai head of robotics quit over chatgpt being used for autonomous killing
me:
"I would like to steal a line from one of my favorite poets..
Curtis Jackson once said...
Now it's clear that I'm here for a real reason cause some of these coaches got hit like I got hit, but they ain't fuckin breathin" 😂😂
Coach Tyrianni #PMSLive
I don’t know the setting but using water in tea to explain that 80% of circulating supply being printed since 2020 caused inflation is legit terrifying.