Riker the Cat

Commander William T. Riker of the Starship Enterprise. From the parallel universe where everyone is a cat. LGBTQAI2+ friendly. Text-to-speech friendly!

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Sorry I haven't been active, my human was not feeling well.

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@JynxCat The what now?

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I wonder if there's an owl version of me. 😸 Also I wonder if he has any more tech I can scrounge to get back home. (Link shows an owl)

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@AnnoyedOBrien @KiraResists Best of luck, Chief! Bring back some souvenirs! 😸

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@itskatsheet Sending love and encouragement. Also, check my fangs! (Image: a cat with his eyes mostly closed with a gentle look on his face. And his fangs are hanging out)

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@kittyclawdia I think I'd sound like this gentleman here. 😹 (Gif: Johnathan Frakes, obviously. Outtake from StarTrek where he stares into a camera and slowly smiles as it slowly zooms into his face.)

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Personal Log: maybe I'm just getting a bit older, but I actually found it a relief that the human keeps brushing me. Usually I prefer to take care of my own fur (I'm a grown cat!) But it isn't half bad and gives me much more time to nap.

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@RikerGoogling Oh! I found out this one from my caretaker! Q took over the My Little Pony television show. (Gif: My Little Pony. Discord (voiced by John de Lancie) laughs at Fluttershy, who is irritated)

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@leviathanthecat Ugh, me too, friend. I'm actually getting tired of cleaning my own fur, but brushing just makes me so...irritated.

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@leviathanthecat That sounds like fun! 😺

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@itskatsheet The human child that lives in my household named one after me. He put it in a castle. I think that's about right. 😸

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@RikerGoogling Talk to Mr. Barclay.

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@RikerGoogling That's what Dr. Crusher is for! 😸

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@AnnoyedOBrien Sock it to him, Chief. 😸

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@itskatsheet I'm from Alaska, but I'm currently located in Ontario, Canada.

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@krucoff I sit on humans like you. Ha!

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@wheezybean2014 Wishing her the best!

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@nesting88 (knowing Riker, he'd eat it for sure. 24th century food must not taste much like our food. He seems to prefer all non-food items for eating.

The raid I use is pet safe.

We will be getting ant traps eventually when I get some money)

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Commander's Log: I have made it through the first series of peace talks with the local ant colony. I will be stepping in to negotiate a delivery system of food scraps so that they don't have reason to invade my food bowl.

Wait, why does the human have a red spray can? 🙀

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@sianoresist What's also fun is they probably were Londoners, as Londoners are big remainers and anti-brexiters. Lol