Riker | hsr is life and i hate it here

Hi my name is Riker. Just a stoner and gamer streaming and looking for friends to join me in my little abode.

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If you don’t pretend to be your friend’s cats’ lawyer are you friends? I have to take a call with my client later as he has been deemed a terror of the house, the defense? He’s orange.

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I love my back

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Rizz is the boy you like kissing you then immediately knocking yourself out. #GrandmasterofDemonicCultivation

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Happy new year! May the new year bring more of what you need and all of what you want.

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@RevanCordelia At least you aren’t listening to people talk about how maybe by 2027 you can play the game well.

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The jets at least get railed every week. While I’m just here single watching this fucked up game. Not getting railed.

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calls a man who wants to order through my job
Me: Hi this is max
Him: Are you a trans or a woman
Me: ...
Him: Sorry if i offended you i promise I am a good guy
He then proceeded throughout the whole call to apologize and tell me he’s a good guy.

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@RevanCordelia Congrats on making it around the sun!

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Live trying to not fuck up my save in cyberpunk. Wish me luck or just come see me:p
https://t.co/yxsAEsLJVH

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Playing cyberpunk 2077 first time https://t.co/u57HI5owMc

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Gonna start streaming regularly right as my job may be hell. Just expect weekday gacha and weekend whatever else I feel.

All at https://t.co/u57HI5owMc

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Today is the best day ever the evil management company for my building is quitting. I can celebrate today

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My world is over Cloudfare is down in my area and I can’t read my fanfiction! How am I supposed to get through work?

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Reasons I’m meeting Brennan Lee Mulligan in a Dennys parking lot is getting longer and longer. Bro stop making me cry at your beautiful stories. But actually don’t I love it

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Gotta love text fighting with my parents while I’m trying to work all day

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@RevanCordelia Hoping today is better

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I love starting out my day with road rage and a Dunkin parking lot because a woman cannot understand that I was there first in the drive-through line

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Author: just something silly I wrote
Me: sobbing at work over their beautiful piece of artwork they have written

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For the first time I am finally playing Cyberpunk 2077. Come hang out in the future with me
https://t.co/yxsAEsLc69

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Note he does this when he plays he fears all and nothing

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I present my medieval painting of a cat.