Rikinry ✨🌙✨

💫 Professional Loser 💫

[Rikinry ✨🌙✨ @Rikinry]

Genuinely wtf is life without siblings 🥲

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Rikinry ✨🌙✨ @Rikinry]

Feeling like I need to lay in some grass and listen to some music

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I. Miss. My. Dog.

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If you go to a festival and don’t come back with the wook flu, did you really go to a festival?!?! 🤔

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Drunk Riki is such a mf wooo girl 🙃

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Dudes really just be sayin stuff

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I need a hug like a chicken needs a jockey

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@CatOnPC_ Not until after May 12th 😢😢😢😢 I’m away from my PC setup then 😔😔😔

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All this girl and no attention 😢

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A gaming space for girls ONLY called gameHers

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When can I start lying about my age?!?

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I hate a mf that’s never thought about a calorie

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How do you have a crush on someone without developing a mental illness?!?

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It’s so gg bro

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@A2Witwickey Still… FGC too sweaty

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How do I meeeeet gamerzzz in the wild?!? Do I just walk up to nerdy lookin dudes and be like “aye you fuck with Minecraft?” Enekfovjsnvkd I need a signal!!

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@A2Witwickey I meant gamers who like adult women

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Ughhh the more I look at myself, the more I think I need lip filler 🥴

[Rikinry ✨🌙✨ @Rikinry]

Recently picked up the bass guitar and the only thing I’ve learned is that I have weak hands 🥲