Some lady called me a bitch leaving the firework show tonight because her car was in park, and I walked in front of her. It took all of me not to slap a hoe. Happy Independence Day, stupid cunt. ✋🏼
I love reading that people don’t have money online after they just spent 4 days at a music festival. Bitch bye. If ya can’t afford it, don’t do it. Simple.
At a work training, everyone went to get ice cream and I STAYED BEHIND BECAUSE I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL AND JUST ELIMATED THE TEMPTATION. #lame#tryingtobehealthy
Alex to Badger: “I love your mom but she doesn’t love me” Me: “you think you’re so funny” Alex: “I am” Me: “you’re not!” #thisislove#helpme **we laugh until we cry**