Desi Aunty

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[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

Hoonh... Do din hogye russi bethi haan par koi v bagherat manaanr ni aya. Hunr sochdi haan ki zarurat si menu khassam nu pittanr di? O maraa'n v khanda si tey mananda v si.

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

@MarjaoPliss Putar oh munda labh jera nassay na. Tey tuu nasanr v na dewein usaan. Onho dasseen aey v pyar hunda tu pyar karda tey maar kha. Ni nassay ga. Mai v inj e keeta si. Raamay nal maaran khanda reya jadon tikr mai galti nal maranr layi tokka ni phar leya. Fir boleya e ni oh...

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

@MarjaoPliss Aey v gal changi ae. Jutti waddi pa k rakhein veyah toN baad. Belan jharu ton kamm na chalay tey danda wadday ala le awein. Mai tey kehni aan veyah to pehle v hik vari thukayi laga de odhi

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

@MarjaoPliss Paliye lokay mardaaN ich husn ni hunda. Husn kuriyan ich hunda jay. MardaaN ich husn pshore tey mardan ich e hunda. Tey othay fir o ki naa ae us kuri warge munde da jera nach nach k kuriyan vergi tasveeran bananda tey ronda je.... Jan jan pata ni ki. Shukr kareya kar bas.

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

@MarjaoPliss Putri bas fir o sentis ala lamma chola si de. Mai vekheya si hik tv tey kuriyan o v paa k chal ri saan hik chori dawaar tey. Dowain pasay loki bethe talaan mar re san onha nu tak k. O kapre e pawan gi mai. Shami de jayin fir paa mooday de kar jasaan mai drect.

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

@MarjaoPliss Wey kuriye mei bazaroN kapra tey lay ayi si par machine ich taga mug geya. Aey do shalwaraN hik kmees tey hik cholla si dey putri. Kal paa mooday di dhi de walimay ich paasaN mai. Bula ni reya si menu par mai jawan gi fir v

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

#Nabeel di maa #MOMO tey #Mahmood sab. 😏😑😶

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

Mhalle de munde ne gaind suth k sadi khirki pundti. Chowkidar ne onhu phar k kuteya. Mai jadon keya k hunr pese de khirki de tey kehnda aunty dam fund ich punj so jama kara chade ney. Haram da.

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

@MarjaoPliss Bache crikat khedan gaye ni mhalle ich. Shor shraba tey enna pande ne k bas. Mai tey keh haan insan de hengi e ni murghe de ne. Hramde.

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

@MarjaoPliss Aho

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

Karlao gall. Pata lagay kallmuhi aglay ramzan mufti qavi de naal tv tey transmission host kar ri howe. Pejh deo mufti ji nu ode kar dadrasi karanr nu.

[Hassan Nisar @HassanNisar]

فحش فلموں کی بے باک اداکارہ میا خلیفہ نے معروف پاکستانی یونیورسٹی میں داخلے کیلئے فارم جمع کرا دیا، 440 وولٹ کے جھٹکے کے لیے تیار ہو جائیں https://t.co/8bpgQal61H

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

Faalo karanr toN v ni aandi bagherto.

[Memes of Pakistan @MemesOfPakistan]

RT karne se maut nahi aati kamino

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

@EmmanuelMacr Baaz aja virak baaz aja. Mai pehle keya si tenu wazarte jaali profile ditti janri chayidi si. Chal ja khed bahr gali de vich. Shor na paa

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

Sawere sawere mhalle ich kutta ponthar gya. Hik kuri de picche peya to o ja k hik munde de piche luk gayi. Munda v haram da kuttey nu 'aah, aah, aah' kehnda reya...

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

Rishta lende/dende welay.
'Sada Munda prince Charles de bachpan da yaar siga, kabakhat ne aeda phone chura lia si taa'n dosti tutti'.
'Saddi Rani v medonna nu sikhaundi rai aa. Manhoos mari jadon mashahoor hui tey gande kamma'n 'ch peh gyi. Mai keh k chhadayi fir dosti... '

[Memes of Pakistan @MemesOfPakistan]

Someone: Sabse zyada jhoot kahan bola jata hai

Me: "tbh" walay thread mein

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

@FarhanKVirk @ShkhRasheed Puttar faran tenu wazarte safayi o jali account denr da faisla ruk gaya jey? Mai tey kehni aan rikshay tey ashthar lawa de poore shehr ich lay k turaan gi teri tasveer tey wazarat da matalba.

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

Karlao gal. Ajj mai mhalley de kisi ghar ich ja k khana khanr ton khud alu anday pakanra prafar keeta par kambakhat koi v sabzi ni la k de reya. Banda ki karay fir jaddon aes tarhan de lok rehnde honr mhalley ich. Hunr baji nafeesa de kar ja k khasaan mai.

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

@AmberRShamsi Do kilo tamatar tey mangwade putar aes halicoptar tey. Adh paa hari mirch v tey muthi dhaniye di. Ajj alu anday pakasaan mai.

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

@wahiyaatsociety Chal shawas fir pehle nass k do kilo aalu tey darjan anday la de putr mai alu anday pakasaan. Fir jawan gy kuri de ghar.
Aey dass o chaa de naal biskut v dende ne k assi apnre e lay chaliye?

[Desi Aunty @RikshawDriver]

@nabeelqureshi @universalcinema It's called buddhay hero ka mafia.
Appeyi film banrao aapeyi hero ao tey aapeyi kamyab v karadeo baqiyan de naal injustice kara k. Mai tey kehni aan hunr maranr aaley budde dey role deo isan. Safi tey dactur nu chhado twitrio tey aes babbay di band bajao jidi jawani ni jandi.
Aho