kingthickdickofphukyoumountain

knight enthusiast and soon to be engineer (hopefully!)

[bert @airpippens]

letting him have a beer #friyay #whatthehell #sure

[Kelly @kellycucca]

every wrong number is an opportunity

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

gta vi leaked gameplay

[Ashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @ashspawn_]

my reinhardt charging past me to point on 10% health

[On God News @OnGodNews_]

🚨RICK AND MORTY UPDATE🚨

[Blaire @MistyWhiskerz]

My pet jamiroquai

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Performance review said I "put the office at ease with humor"

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

When your white hb giggles in vc and you hear your phone buzz

[Snarl | Kech @IceJJKech]

Me: Siri, call gurt

Siri: Calling gurt.... 🤖

gurt: yo

[Jalaxy @Jalaxy_Pro]

Old password: friends
New password: dildos

ERROR: New password must be 7-12 characters and include at least one capital letter, one number, and one special character

[On God News @OnGodNews_]

🚨BREAKING🚨

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

im so close to getting hired i think just a few more edits

[Captain Cube @TheCaptainCube]

When your bro says he's making a modpack with only "essential" mods.

The "essential" mod:

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🚨BREAKING🚨