Philip Schwingmour Hoffman

In space no one can hear you Schwing™️

[Philip Schwingmour Hoffman @Riley1251]

I’m a savage: Weezer - Rivers - Nasty!

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Michelle does not look like a man at all !

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Austin Powers 4 trailer featuring a sad piano rendition of Soul Bossa Nova as Dr. Evil stares at a picture of Mini Me hanging on the wall

[Philip Schwingmour Hoffman @Riley1251]

@CultureCrave @Trevornoah

[Philip Schwingmour Hoffman @Riley1251]

Fook mei!

[Philip Schwingmour Hoffman @Riley1251]

Schwing Mindset

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Mike Myers reprises Dr. Evil alongside Seth Green as Scott, Rob Lowe as Number 2, and Mindy Sterling as Frau Farbissina in a new commercial for Verizon.

[Philip Schwingmour Hoffman @Riley1251]

@NICKIMINAJ Cool pics

[Sinking 🇿🇦🇯🇵🇩🇿🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴🇩🇪 @EisakuOtomo]

She got a light-skinned friend, look like Harvey Dent
Got a dark-skinned friend, look like Harvey Dent

[Philip Schwingmour Hoffman @Riley1251]

My Jones is Sausage
My Tray is Nug
My Dorothea is Dix
Canes in Six

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Seeing that Knicks win reminds me of my favorite Lou Reed song.

[Philip Schwingmour Hoffman @Riley1251]

Hell yea brother™️

[NICK VALENSI CRX @sun02718]

“Backrooms” director Kane Parsons’ favourite album is First Impressions of Earth by The Strokes.

He is 20 years old.

[(˃ᆺ˂) @jebbiearchive]

on cinema summer 🥺☀️

[Philip Schwingmour Hoffman @Riley1251]

@vicious696 Cheers!

[Philip Schwingmour Hoffman @Riley1251]

Happy Friday, Schwing Nation

[Philip Schwingmour Hoffman @Riley1251]

@chancetherapper My house.

[Philip Schwingmour Hoffman @Riley1251]

Happy pride

[alexis! @LOVElSPOWER]

“hey did you get the photo for the born in the usa inside sleeve?”

“sure did boss, real fucking gay like you asked”

[Philip Schwingmour Hoffman @Riley1251]

@the_tisburys Oh hell yea

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

A first ballot Dumb Guy Hall Of Famer. Just a beautiful imbecile.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Yes