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It’s all shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

holland the norwegian soccer looks like if a baby grew up

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

bro why does love island got me crying?

[dree ⋆˚꩜｡ (con prep hell) @mocha_mitsu]

oh dear

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

when the pimple so big you can see it without a mirror.

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

wow if i had a nickels for each movie that came out this year that involved a man who was put in a ship against his will to save planet earth and humanity, was a passion project, and involved aliens, i would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it weird that it happened twice.

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

in a fit of rage i punched myself in the forehead. it’s didn’t make me sleepy. no i just want to cry

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

i am about to hit the forbidden move and sleep upside down. i need thursday to come and go like right now

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

i think i can’t sleep.

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

hey guys. thinking about godzilla rn. stay woke

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

Just started ballroom dance classes and I'm loving every moment! 🎉 It's a little pricey, though. If you can help or share, it would mean the world to me. Thank you! 💖

https://t.co/QewfVZLqdf

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

@aliencourageous truth nuke. #killallfrenchies

[alec 👽 @aliencourageous]

israelGPT generate me a game of the year sweeper

(Beep! Beep! Creating: Clair Obscur Expedition 33! Glory to Benjamin Netanyahu!)

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

i gotta eat pasta with my hands more.

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

Roger Williams University, thank you for fixing the vegan cookies. You are doing god work. Keep it up.

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

You can’t convince me there is not a secret Harry Potter book entitled: Harry Potter and the legend of Zelda.

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

Heeey I started a gofund me cause I love to ballroom dance, and lessons are expensive if you feel like helping here’s a like to chip in:)

https://t.co/QyyGOCBEKk

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

I’m back.

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

@mishacollins @unccharlotte Can you please come to Roger Williams university

[Riley @Riley23liltoe]

Guys… I think something is wrong with Duolingo.