@splashthatcat Once for a group project my teacher assigned me and my two bullies to work together. He thought bringing us together would make them like me.
I did the whole project alone because the two of them pretended the group project just didn't exist.
"We" got an A and they were so
@DobyRaider@txgermanbre him getting shared custody if he'd managed to show up for visitation for 6 months and pay child support for 6 months but he had left the country again after only a few weeks.
All he had to do was pay child support and see me for two hours every week.
And then he would have
@FroodMultiple@twistywillowfan@_celia_bedelia_ What'll happen to your brain when you find out that no contraception is 100% safe?
Look up the pearl index. Even sterilisation has a failure rate.
@_celia_bedelia_ my bedroom.
I feel like those people live in a completely different version of this world, which just doesn't exist in reality.
"Oh but what ever will I do if a manly man clears his manly throat three cubicles over while I'm trying on jeans?"
@_celia_bedelia_ Then there was the alternative clothing boutiques that had one cubicle in total and while you were changing behind the flimsy curtain, three guys were waiting in front of it for their turn. And you were right in the middle of the shop floor because those shops were smaller than