Riley Van Hellsing

Sarcasm, Bluntness, Brains, Common Sense. By your powers combined, I am Captain Riley! My power is yours!

[Riley Van Hellsing @RileyHellsing]

@learning_yohei Japanese goth maid. That's the spell.

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@GuntherEagleman I choose myself. I'll make sure to close the door behind me.

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@japan_nobunaga I agree. Even moreso for Japan, one of the most honorable countries in the world.

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@Rightanglenews That's funny... the way she worded it she "did the splits" and was denied her diploma.

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@LeadingReport They aren't in underwater bases. They mostly live around the puget sound area.

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@MilGrauNews

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@Christinegracex The nearest gun store.

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@Rightanglenews Anyone could have told you not to use it. There's a reason why it wasn't being used before.

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@akutan_bot Not enough ti... gummy bears.

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@MattMorseTV To be honest, you'd make a killing as the right's Hasan Piker with that look.

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@ShaugerDavid @ginamilan_ "You have to remain honorable... I know he stabbed you 3 times, but you'll be the better Man when you die from blood loss if you don't fight back."

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@ginamilan_ Don't have to imagine. It would have done nothing for the midterms. Takes time to take affect and there would have been challenges. 2028 would have been the earliest it would be in effect.

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@chainsawdollie Yea they do have an e-girl factory. It's called OnlyFans.

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@Freonat Stressed out.

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@JayTC53 She didn't prematurely declare victory. They already knew they were going to win.

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@Taku_Kori @insanedms You got no idea how often you hear "incel" when you speak up about shitty Women.

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@downbadcomment Using her pussy is what got her in this position in the first place... typical that she thinks using it will get her out of it.

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@cljack Visible nipples? "I'm sorry Miss. You're having a wardrobe malfunction. Here is my shirt"

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@PerryALPHA Because he wants money. And nothing sells better then division.