R.J.Keith

Writer, podcaster, artist, freelancer. Some assembly required. Accessories not included.

[R.J.Keith @RileyJamesKeith]

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Maaaaaaaaaan. The Army gets all the cool toys. https://t.co/d3bJkMrRJp

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For all those who wished me well for the interview: I didn’t wind up getting the job.

Thanks for having my back!

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This movie is kind of terrible.

Fun to see a young Tywin Lannister, tho. — watching Alien3

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I DO NOT want to be an adult and clean my house.

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I am so sore that I can’t hardly move.

BUT

I have a new couch. AND I moved it mostly by myself until geometry took over and my neighbor was kind enough to help.

Probably should have re-thought the morning gym session, tho.

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It’s 80s night as I clean house!

I’m debating wearing boxers, a button down, and sunglasses.

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Girls, I need help. My resurrected Handbag of Holding is well and truly on its last legs and it makes me sad, but I need a purse with as much durability and holding power as the handbag.

I need something that will hold my iPad and stand up to being tossed around.

Help?

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James. Research.

For the one comic book with the crows and the scary in the trenches. — watching 1917

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Me. Vimes’d go spare!

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Strep throat. Lovely.

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Work for part of the morning because i have to enter time for the next week, doctor’s office, and then bed for the rest of today and tomorrow.

I feel like hell, guys.

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Let me tell you, if this is the flu,
I’m happy I got the shot.

This shit sucks as it is. I can’t imagine this as the full blown flu.

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Hello, NyQuil my old friend
I’ve come to beg relief again
Because the pain I’ve been feeling
Has gone and hit the ceiling

And the pain
That was planted in my brain
Still remains

Within the cavities
Of sinus....

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Here comes the rain.