Riley Kolb

cle-osu

[Riley Kolb @RileyKolb]

*walks into class*

me: what’s up big guy

professor: please just take a seat

[Riley Kolb @RileyKolb]

If you really think about vanilla long & hard it doesn’t taste as good

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coronavirus all fun and games until you’re shitting and you don’t C-OR-ONA sheet of toilet paper

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y’all fuck with hummus

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very depressed bruh where is my goth bitch to comfort me with mad despair and regret

[Riley Kolb @RileyKolb]

fellas it’s almost 2020 we don’t need girlfriends we need stepsisters💯

[Riley Kolb @RileyKolb]

everyone a gangster until champagne supernova starts playing

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can i get one eighth of love and affection pls

[vuhsace @vuhsace]

Who ass can i eat this late

[Riley Kolb @RileyKolb]

it’s not about the strength of the wave but rather the motion of the ocean my friend

[Riley Kolb @RileyKolb]

@rthaler17 it doesn’t but no need to slander a school because of a guy who has been dead when u didn’t even read the article

[Riley Kolb @RileyKolb]

@rthaler17 over 25 years ago

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

i have my bros video tape me going up to girls at the bars so i can watch it later like game film. going over some footage now and right off the bat i can see i need to stop running up to pretty girls in a full on frantic sprint. needs to be more of a brisk jog.

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there’s 2 types of ppl; the ppl that want to know what you were gonna say when u start talking and then say never mind, and the ppl who don’t care what u were gonna say

[Riley Kolb @RileyKolb]

kanye stopped tweeting now kim is a lawyer pandas are off the endangered list and gdp up 2.2%